A. I am very much female, male husband.
B. All of em
C. For the common good
D. Kathleen Turner voice Yes baby, I love it when your/my*** is so****
Ummmm, your/my**** feels nice on/in your/my ****
that’s it **** your/my **** with *** and ****
Now get the **** don’t forget the **** or the *****
Oh yes **** your/my**** faster/slower/harder/softer/
Don’t! Stop! Don’t Stop! Don’t Stop!!!
Whew I feel better now 
I think it’s an animated version of porn. You know, [Asian?]comic book style.
And, no, I am not commmenting on what noises, etc. I make during sexual acts. That’s for those who will know to find out IRL.
Do the gals in this anime-style-porn find themselves getting boinked with REALLY huge schlongs, or something? I thought that SPOOFER was alluding to that in his post, as well.
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Cyn, I’m not a fan so I won’t act like an authority on the subject, and I wonder if there is a more specific definition than skugs gave, since I don’t see it always referred to as hentai but rather anime, perhaps hentai is a subset. Anyways, in what I have seen it seems a very popular theme is yound nubile (with what I consider a somewhat adolecent bent) girls being penetrated in very abstract ways. Usually being raped or dominated by monsters or amorphous forces with numerous large appendages. I get the impression that its less intercourse and more accurately described as simply penetration. Men play a very very small role in it, and the creatures with phalluses are frequently gender neutral, non-human or women with strap-ons. Now, this is based on only my occasional encounters online, and on what seem to be a slightly Americanized version in recent Penthouse mags. So if I’m confused or over generalizing feel free to correct me. And now that I think about it, it might belong in a new thread.
Or on the phone, or on AIM . . . 
Hentai is, literally translated, the Japaneese word for Pervert. As an art form(if you want to call it that…) it is a very twisted and usually deranged animated or illustrated pornography in the anime style.
Jeesh, now I am starting to feel like a pervert or something. I love dirty talk if the situation is right.
If it is one of those times where you rip each others clothes off, throw each other down on the living room floor and then spastically work your way to the bedroom as you commit every sweaty sex act imaginable along the way, then hell yeah!! I love talking nasty and being talked nasty to. That out of control, fuck me now type of sex!!! YES!!!
If we are talking about the sweet, Sunday morning love making, then no.
a. Male
b. I used to … all of them
c. I was doing it for my partner’s benefit, when she no longer desired it, I stopped
d. Oh, verb my noun, my adjective adjective noun. Your noun is adjective noun. I want to verb your noun adverb!!
ROFLMAO!!! Sig!
Thank you HyperGirl
I feel honored!
You should. Not everyone can have their quote grace my sig. 
I am fully aware of that and will make the customary offerings at your temple.
You be wrong.
Male. For quite some time now, though, it might as well be “asexual” 
Nope. But if I did, it would be “191 RBI’s” or whatever that fuzzy thing* says during the ESPN “answer” commercials. You know, baseball stats. So I wouldn’t be…um, Quick Draw McGraw.
My partner’s. See above. I think that any woman willing to put up with me deserves more than 20 seconds of hot lovin’
Well, if I really did this sort of stuff…
“Let copulation thrive!”
–King Lear, Act 4, Scene vi
“Once more unto the breach, dear friends!”
–King Henry V, Act 3, Scene i
“I prithee, take thy fingers from my throat!”
–Hamlet, Act 5, Scene i (if it’s REALLY not going well) :eek:
*[sub]Oh, and I really didn’t want to subject myself to double entendres by calling it “that fuzzy thing”. But how the hell else are you going to describe it??[/sub]
In fact, BunnyGirl’s post gave me the idea for a new game: open up one of these sexually related threads and read only the sigs, keeping the prurient context in mind.
Some samples from this thread:
“Ok, so maybe my hair’s REALLY brown, ok?”
“I’m at the top of the list of people SanibelMan almost never talks to!!” (keeping in mind that this thread is about talking dirty)
“Check out Mullinator’s punishment and I eloped with Palmyra!”
“You’ve tried the best and they only screwed things up. Now, try ME!”
“my right hand man… if he can’t fix it, gonna find a boy who can” :eek:
hahaha… I saw that on Seinfeld the other night.
a) Male
b) I know I’m strange, but the only talking that’s appropriate is saying what is desired and saying that it’s been done right. Like ‘I like , or please do, this’ and Oh, that’s it!’ And , of course, moaning when heartfelt.
But, a description of what’s about to be done can be nice as well.