Bricker
February 9, 2005, 11:03pm
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http://www.dnaperfection.com/pages/1/index.htm
Most people know that DNA is the ‘blueprint of life’ and is located in every cell of the body. In addition to each chromosome’s 2 strand double helix of DNA, there are an additional 10 etheric strands of DNA available to each human, that have been de-activated and dormant since the beginning of recorded history. Each additional strand possess attributes that permit the individual to perform greater human accomplishments. Scientists acknowledge that we currently only use 3% of our current 2 strand DNA. Thus we live in a society where people are sick, unhappy, stressed out, create wars, have difficulty experiencing love, and are totally disconnected with the universe. Most people have to meditate for many years just to have a so-called ‘mystical’ experience, that’s how disconnected we are now. Imagine activating 100% of your 2 strand DNA, PLUS 10 additional strands! You will go from using 10% of your brain to becoming a multi-dimensional being with psychic, telepathic, and manifestation abilities beyond anything you’ve ever dreamed of. Plus, you will stop the aging process and actually start to rejuvenate to look and feel YOUNGER. This is the Original Divine Blueprint, what man USED to be. It has been written that Jesus had 12 strands of DNA activated.
Well, sign me up!
Somehow I always knew that I was wasting the potential of my DNA, but lacked the ability to tap into it. Figured I had some spider powers in there or somethin’.
Just not to sure on DNA Practitioner Toby. :dubious:
But, wait! That’s not all! Call within the next ten minutes and we’ll throw in a travel-sized bucket of OxyClean ABSOLUTELY FREE!
With all those mystical powers, you’d think this guy would have figured out a thousand better ways to make money than this…
Also from the page:
The process begins with an Auric Clearing. The Auric Clearing must be done first to remove all of the highest priority energetic blockages. About a week later, after your light body becomes stabilized in it’s new energetic structure, the Karmic Session can be done. The Karmic Session removes past life karmic issues that are keeping you in a “karmic loop”, where the same types of things keep happening to you over and over in life.
Sounds perfectly scientific to me!
What makes them think “activating” our DNA will give us something great like telepathic abilities or superintelligence? Maybe we’ll all end up with flippers and a rooster comb or something.
DoctorJ
February 9, 2005, 11:48pm
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There are not enough "WTF?"s in the universe.
When I’m on call late at night, I often wonder why I decided to go into a legitimate profession, instead of just peddling bullshit to stupid people. I really think I could have been good at it, and if someone is going to separate fools from their money, it really should be me.
But will it enlarge my penis?
Frank
February 9, 2005, 11:48pm
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And tails! Prehensile tails! Where’s my checkbook?
HPL
February 9, 2005, 11:49pm
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Wasn’t this the same guy who was selling Real Estate on the moon a while back?
edwino
February 9, 2005, 11:50pm
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Whoo, this seems useful in my Southern blotting.
I wonder if this guy is a registered SAP vendor for our graduate school.
Bricker
February 9, 2005, 11:57pm
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I don’t know even need to talk to them!
The activations are all done remotely via a special mental technology called remote viewing and no telephone is needed. There is no instrumentation that comes close to the human brain - it has the ability to connect to, interpret and read any frequency or energy signature. At the scheduled session time after performing the pre-session instructions, Toby Alexander will connect to your energy field and at this point your brainwave frequency will entrain to his, which will be 4-7 cycles per second, or Theta.
DoctorJ
February 9, 2005, 11:57pm
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No, but he does accept PayPal.
Do we get cool superhero names as well?
Hmm, I’ve always like the name Wolverine …
These people clearly do not recall what happened to Senator Kelly in the X-Men movie.
Originally Posted by headshok: What makes them think “activating” our DNA will give us something great like telepathic abilities or superintelligence? Maybe we’ll all end up with flippers and a rooster comb or something.
Because Jesus didn’t have those mutations, that’s how. Webbed toes, maybe.
Nanoda
February 10, 2005, 12:17am
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Well that’s why it isn’t working for you. To be really effective you have to leave the phone off the hook while connected to my special 900 number. Details to follow!
Yep, they’ve already got your credit card and social security numbers.
Metacom
February 10, 2005, 1:18am
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Y’all are too skeptical for your own good. I had a session with Toby earlier this afternoon, and now I have telepathy and 3 extra penises.
Tenar
February 10, 2005, 1:29am
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Sounds great if you want a bout of bipolar disorder.
From the site:
Toby, you will not believe how fast my mind works now. I can read peoples minds like I have known them my whole life, anyone’s mind. It’s like I can tell what they are all about just by looking at them. It is incredible. You were right I do have to watch what I think because it does manifest fast. Sometimes it is like I am bored because nothing challenges me anymore, it is because my frequency has been raised so high, and I am focusing on raising it even higher each day. I thought it was my ego at first but it is just that i know I can do whatever I put my mind to do.
I guess that’s what they mean by “penises ensued”.
So that’s how the Red Sox finally won the World Series. Johnny Damon had his DNA activated! You can tell by the hair.