Where’s Jeffrey Dahmer when you need him? I think his preferred cooking method was boiling, no?
Or I might be… I misread the acronym and thought “Hopefully, Beyoncé, or else she’ll be one very unhappy Diva.”
This thread sums up everything I love about the SDMB. You guys are friggin’ awesome.
Wait, hold everything!
People rinds, folks—The secret is in the skin! Crispy, crunchy, deep fried skin puffs. Now, we just have to determine if melanin adds a certain zing…
How about the diet ?
Do vegetarians taste better then omniverous people ?
How about Vegans.
I can see the adverts Southern fried people…they’re corn fed for extra flavour !
This must be true, I have proof…SHhhhh!
Okay, can we PLEASE have a rule that people whose first post on the Dope resurrects a zombie have to explain what they were doing that led them to the thread?
According to dragons, virgins are where the real flavor is at.
Also, word to the wise; try to avoid these zombies. Just way too old and gamey.
“Looking for something to get offended by” in this case, apparently.
I’ve got half-Japanese twins… one totally smells like wet dog, and the other does not. However according to their mother their colons are both well longer than mine. So, there’s that.
This far into the thread, and no one has pointed out it should be “than” instead of “then”?!? :dubious: :smack:
In my experience ;), meat tastes of wherever it’s been, not its ethnicity.
I suspect that’s minor compared to the difference in flavor that diet would make.
People who eat bears say it makes an enormous difference to the flavor what they’ve been eating recently. And the most expensive pork and beef is special not due to the breed but doe to the diet the animals have.
No. because sort of consistently, new people will not be up on all the rules and customs of this site.
Because I know nothing of writing software, I’m going to assert that it would be easy to write an algorithm, that would: 1) recognize a poster’s first post; B) calculate an arbitrary cutoff for date of last post that would identify a zombie resurrection; and iii) hold the post for moderator review, to be released when a moderator is satisfied that the requirement has been met.
Also, they could write the requirement into the Terms of Use, so it’s enforceable. EVERYBODY reads those, right? 
Is it too late to volunteer?
Just exactly what are you volunteering for? Taster, or entree?
In this post-literate age, “than” and “then” are considered interchangeable. How elitist of you to point out the alleged error!!
Fascinating. Does the smelly dog one’s shit differ than the non-smelly one? Do their shits differ from yours in some Japanese way due to their longer Japanese colons?
Where the bloody hell is Mangetout when you need him?
He’s in the bathroom puking his guts out.
A man’s got to know his limitations.
