August West? I’m gonna have to go for:
But I do have this great mental image of a robber-baron type villain dressed all in black with a lady tied to some railroad tracks - when suddenly the shadow of a man on horseback comes over him, and he gasps and says “Huuuuuh! August West! You’ll never get me this time!”
wevets is as yet unknown to me, but as a fellow doper I can say that he/she is likely to be an interesting individual. Also given the post count versus Join date, I’d diagnose borderline lurker syndrome. 
But yeah, no clue, sorry.
Ghanima, seen you around the boards, but don’t think we’ve had any real interaction. So, I guess that would make you a “C”.
Taters, you’re a “B” for me. I believe I’ve seen you around before, but I don’t really remember where…which is odd, considering your post count. Ah well; chalk it up to me being lousy with online handles. Cheers anyway. 
Oh, I know Roland Orzabal is a Tears for Fears fan, but that’s about all I can remember for certain at the moment. Unfortunately, my memory keeps mixing him up with Roland Deschain, former Doper of many pittings.
Wow, thanks! But I think you’re the tricksy one: Telperien was recently Harimad-sol.
(Ironically, when pointing out that he’d been skipped Ogre did the same thing to you!)
Misnomer is a filthy, miserable bastard.
That’s “filthy, miserable bitch,” thankyouverymuch. 
misnomer is a C. i’ve seen her around in threads, but I’m not much of a participator, so we’ve never interacted.
manx: Must be relatively new.
I’ve seen JThunder around but can’t place anything specific.
ultrafilter:
Gotta be a D. I’ve certainly seen some of your 11,000+ posts, and I’m almost certain we were vehemently either on the same side or opposite sides of a debate, perhaps more than once.
scotandrsn is a C for me… I know the username, know I’ve read some of your posts… but then again, most mornings I startle myself in the bathroom mirror: “who the hell is that old man??” :eek:
C.5 for Astroboy14 I’m not sure if the stuff I know concerns you or Astro or some other version thereof. Were you the one in Korea with a girlfriend there?
Yep, that was me! Now in San Diego with the same girl (now my wife).
Cool, then I’ll take those .5 points and give you a D. And congratulations.
Weird how much time has passed since I’ve been on the dope.
NFI who you are, Fern Forest, so I guess you’re an A. Sorry!
Max.
Maxxie, I’ve seen you’re name in posts before, but cannot recall any personal information. C.
Incubus, someplace between C and D. Mostly because I just read your new thread on learning in relationships. 
Lok
That’s me, you got it right.