Sternvogel’s a B, for me. I know I’ve seen ya around, have no idea where…
Monstre’s a B. I seem to remember thinking your name was cool, wondering where it was from. Can’t remember interacting with you before though. So - g’day, how are you?
Atticus Finch - B.
But I think you changed your username recently… wasn’t it lampchops or something?
meek = A. Sorry, never heard of you. Pleased ta meet’cha.
Monstre - Well, you participated very recently in my Pit whine. That I know. You may have posted a picture in the most recent photo thread, but I’m not wading through 13 pages to find it (sorry). Or maybe you didn’t post a photo but someone thought you did, and there was some confusion with someone thinking your picture belonged to someone else. But I don’t really know anything else about you. So you’re maybe a B- for me.
AwSnappity, I certaintly do recognize you. You’re mostly a MPSIMS and IMHO poster, right? And I think you’re female maybe…My memory of who you are and what you post is sorta hazy…
Actually, I haven’t been to IMHO in a good several months. I hang around MPSIMS, the Pit, and CS.
Note to the next poster: do JoeSki!
Yes! Yes! Do me! Do me! 
JoeSki is an A to me. Don’t remember seeing the name. Well, maybe. But no details.
AwSnappity is a B, verging on a C. Lots of threads read by, and we hang in the same fora. 
Joe’s a B for me, I remember being glad he wasn’t hit by the hurricanes and he likes classic rock I think…ok, maybe a small c!
I’ve seen JoeSki around, but I don’t know a thing about him. I suppose that makes him a low B.
I would give AwSnappity a solid B, mostly because I’m fairly sure she was formerly FireUnderpantsBoobs or something similar.
There you go, JoeSki. A three-fer!
You’re right on Queen Tonya, though I don’t remember posting too much about the hurricanes…perhaps I’m forgetting something I wrote a long time ago.
The rest of you…for shame. Ok, maybe not. My posts are divided amongst all of the boards, and have only recently been well written. Plus, last school semester I was prettty much nonexistant here.
I posted a few – the most recent one had my dog, Houdini, in it as well. (Shih tzu).
AwSnappity a B, bordering on B+, for me. I see you around the threads a lot more these days.
JoeSki – You’re an A, stranger. But I notice you’re in Florida, like me. Wondering which end of it you’re on…
Monstre: B. Don’t know too much about you except that you used to look a lot like me when you were a teenager. Unless that was monstro. But I think it was you.
I will say, though, that with the number of (relatively) long-time posters in this thread whom I don’t recognize, either my memory must really suck, or most of y’all just don’t spend that much time in the Pit.
Roland Orzabal is a ‘B’ for me. I’ve made the effort not to read his name as ‘Ronald’, and not to get him confused with a recently-banned poster, but I don’t remember other details. I do see him in just about every forum, though.
Sorry lorene, no bells ringing here whatever. A solid “Who?” and it’s probably my fault entirely.
Malacandra is another one of those who really should be a C, but isn’t. I know your name, I know I’ve seen you around for ages, I know we’ve talked… but the specifics are gone. Maybe I’m getting old. Anyway, you’re a B.
As Malacandra is to Priceguy, Priceguy is to me.
I know I’ve seen you around. I don’t know if we’ve interacted before, but I think we have…
So I guess you’re a B.
As it is with Malacandra, so shall it be with Priceguy, and Earthworm Jim…Bs without end.
–Straight Dope, Book III, Chapter 7, verse 2