Only joking, it’s Mortal Wombat - a.k.a. Lozman Pretzel, back to finish what he started a long time ago… And this time:
Firstly, want to say a big shout out to Cecil and his group of minions for keeping this crazy community in check and allowing me the opportunity to pop up in the SD universe like some crazy hippy dude from the past…
Rewind…
Back to the future.
Lozman’s back and he’s here to shoot ye.
Out into cyberspace.
You guy’s remember myspace?
My place!
Now we’re talking, now we set the rhythm at the right pace.
Take a little wander - if you wonder - to a little place I like to call
p0ntyp00l
Baker’s been there
Cunctator
and minionkat too
Elendil’s Heir sent em there,
maybe you could come too?
I’ll be there waiting, come and catch me - if you think you can!
I’ll probably be there in there park, with the famalam.
Or maybe (just maybe)
I’ll be at the studio
In my bedroom, home alone
Sucking on a kazoo.
But before I go
Shameless plug is shameless!
You want a little try before you buy then take this
420 Ways To Die is my song
ok, gotta go - I’m almost at the boats now.
Battery’s dying and I gotta meet the h…
Damnit man, nobody’s good at following instructions these days
And so it begins…
Welcome to what we here in the Greatest of all Britains call The Lozman Show.
Kobal2 do I know you?
If not then how’d you do?
Digs is digging for a frigging new piece of the pie - and so am I
Elendil’s Heir is right there but don’t care which is fair coz we two make a pair and we could both take you there via time travel to the beginning
Dracoi don’t be coy don’t take any notice of this boy
El_kabong keep staring on this shit is too long to get in on
But I just ate it all
And spewed up some kind of club Turkey sandwich covered in all sorts of mustard and custard and whatnot
Wait what?
Oh shit I forgot
Anyway, those who are here you can stay but we can’t let anyone else in, my house is full…
Guess I didn’t make the title clear enough
*awesome sexy killer solo
Feels like its going super slow-mo
Wanna get inside it, roll one up I think I know
Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go…
red threads are my kinda party
can’t be tardy for this shit that some idiots gone 'head and fuckin started!
I should really try to tone it down coz now i’m bouncing round and round
sit here at the ebonies and ivories coz it makes me feel at ease
weed’ll be the death of me, but least i still got my rhymes
could be out with dope fiends but i gotta find time to right lines
After several years of lurking, I finally realize why this forum is labeled Mundane and Pointless.
I will expressly try my best to achieve those standards in any future posts.
mortal wombat?
Want some combat?
Fat ozzie marsupial’s in the wrong, brat!
When you step to the Dope you better bring it,
Armed with my cites and my links as I sing it;
But you better watch yourself, you may step in shit,
And before you know it, end up in the BBQ Pit.
