Do penis enlargement supplements work?

[Musicat]

@Whack-a-Mole

If they worked you wouldn’t have repeat customers.

Hope springs eternal.

[sco3tt]

@Inner_Stickler

According to wiki, the first patient had it reversed 15 days later because it was too traumatic.

From the wiki article: “Although successful, the patient and his wife suffered psychological trauma as a result of the procedure, and had the surgery reversed fifteen days later.”

One would think that this kind of surgery would involve a long recovery process. I’m impressed that he was able to traumatize his wife with it within two weeks.

[Romeo_and_Whatsherface]

@Inner_Stickler

When I said vegetable, I meant a braindead person, not a zucchini, in case anyone was confused.

I was thinking more in the line of a carrot.

[Voyager]

@Romeo_and_Whatsherface

I was thinking more in the line of a carrot.

Dead giveaway - Bugs Bunny shows up in the bedroom.
Saying “what’s up, doc?”

[Cluricaun]

@sco3tt

From the wiki article: “Although successful, the patient and his wife suffered psychological trauma as a result of the procedure, and had the surgery reversed fifteen days later.”

One would think that this kind of surgery would involve a long recovery process. I’m impressed that he was able to traumatize his wife with it within two weeks.

I’m surprised that they kept his old dick, you know, just in case. Or by “reversed” do they mean they Ken dolled him and he’s not nothing at all but like a peeing patch?

And since when do they harvest penises at all, let alone off of people who aren’t dead? What the screaming hell? I’m imagining scenes from “Johnny Got His Gun” where they come and get Johnny’s gun…:eek:

[outlierrn]

@Cluricaun

And since when do they harvest penises at all, let alone off of people who aren’t dead? What the screaming hell? I’m imagining scenes from “Johnny Got His Gun” where they come and get Johnny’s gun…:eek:

It’s not unusual, with a brain dead person, to keep them on the vent all the way into surgery, then shut it off and wait for them to stop breathing on the table.

[Frisco]

@Inner_Stickler

When I said vegetable, I meant a braindead person, not a zucchini, in case anyone was confused.

I want mine made from an Idaho spud so I can be a dicktator.

[DrDeth]

Mostly no.

But, depends on what you call 'work".

Although there’s no pill to actually make your penis bigger, there are some (Viagra for sure) that will make your erection more full. You might consider this “larger”.

Some supplements contain herbs which may act to help you get a fuller (and thus larger) erection.

Yohimbine

Some of these herbs are rather dangerous, mind you, others are useless.

[panache45]

@Romeo_and_Whatsherface

Longer only means it might bump against the cervix, which is not the most comfortable sensation.

Except that in some cases it bumps against the prostate, and is very pleasurable. I’ve known a few gay men who’ve had their penises surgically enhanced, resulting in a permanent erection. They knew what they were getting, so no problem.

[Siam_Sam]

@scamartistry

Actually penis-transplantation is becoming increasingly popular. They mostly use cadaver-penis from road accidents. Need to match it to your blood type, and roughly the same skin color.

I now so want to list “penis” on an organ-donor card to be carried around with me.

[Isamu]

@acsenray

The desire for a large penis has nothing to do with wanting to give pleasure to the woman, it comes from the desire to clear out any genetic material left by a previous visitor.

This is a great example of the kind of pop-science thought-experiment conclusions that have no probable basis in reality. They’re fun to make up, but otherwise useless.

[Cicero]

Being well hung isn’t what it is made out to be.

[Princhester]

@Voyager

Do these things have some sort of short term effect that lets people convince themselves they do work, or is the idea to keep marketing until every potential sucker^h^h^h customer gets ripped off?

See post #5

[lieu]

@scamartistry

Actually penis-transplantation is becoming increasingly popular. They mostly use cadaver-penis from road accidents.

Boy, if this doesn’t scream "If airplane black boxes are indestructible…"

[Snickers]

@Inner_Stickler

When I said vegetable, I meant a braindead person, not a zucchini, in case anyone was confused.

This is *so *my favorite post on the Dope in weeks. Weeks, I tells ya.

[Musicat]

@Frisco

I want mine made from an Idaho spud so I can be a dicktator.

I understand Walter Cronkite had one something similar, but more plebeian. That’s why he was a commentator.

[Jake]

@Rigamarole

Are you serious? Holy shit, I don’t know how I’d feel about having a dead penis.

Heh. Wait until you turn 70 or so…