Sorry, the moderator code forbids me from telling what I know. All right, it ain’t the moderator code. It’s a mortal fear of Lynn’s cousin Vinny.
However, this I can reveal if you promise to keep it just between us. Coldfire ain’t Dutch; he’s French! I know, shocking, ain’t it?
Persephone isn’t really Queen of the Underworld.
Weirddave isn’t really all that weird. Comparatively.
thinksnow doesn’t always think about snow.
porcupine isn’t very prickly.
bernse isn’t on fire.
DynoSaur isn’t really old. Or dinosaur-like.
Jack Batty is neither Jack nor Batty.
MamaHen isn’t a chicken.
SqrlCub might be a bit squirrelly, but he doesn’t say ‘Gonads and Strife’. Much.
And, whoever is spreading the rumour that I’m Canadian can just bite my rosy red ass. That’s slander, people! Slander!
ba ha ha ha! 
superdude-actually meant to write souperdude. he IS the original soup nazi.
pezpunk-he founded the organization: Checkers for Jesus.
Rue de Day-Is an avid collector of t-shirts depicting fried eggs where the breast area is. He is also an expert on Harlequin Novels.
anticay- He is Opie from the Andy Griffith show, all growed up. for real.
I am actually a good astronomer. Sorry, I can only dish for myself here.
I am not really made of iron ore. (Nor do I sail tonight for Singapore).
Oh! I snow a secret and I won’t tell…
[sub]And it’s got nothin’ to do with Injun Joe being ticklish![/sub]
You know, I’ve been saying that for months. Then I saw it on your website, and it freaked me out a little.
Well, fill my pockets up with earth – I just got myself a dollar’s worth.
OK, Ferrous, your cool points just jumped about three fold.
i have a sinful, sinful secret about Esprix…
I KNOW HIS REAL NAME! :eek:
As a young child, Eve was a vulgarian.
Chique has a shrine to William Shatner in her basement.
Peta Tzunami and pldennison are actually owners of a meat market.
quietgirldownthehall isn’t always that quiet :eek:
Uke has a fetish for cowboy boots.
Am so. And I know when you’ll be joining me. Down here. Muahahahahahaha…
Lessee, what else do I know…
CrankyAsAnOldMan is only cranky sometimes, and only a man every second Thursday.
BunnyGirl isn’t much bigger than a bunny (and that honks me off, she’s so freakin’ cute)
Milossarian slept on my couch.
**Xploder…**nah. IRL, he’s one of the best friends I’ve ever had. I’ll keep my mouth shut about him, if he’ll keep his mouth shut about me. :eek:
I understand Otto spells his name backwards.
Esprix
There really is an official Doper clique, and you’re not in it.
Yeah, you.
I’m with ya, sister.
Sez you.
Shoot, I forgot about Geobabe. That woman could tell you how I actually live! Lord knows what she found in the junk drawers.
smiles nervously, offers Geo $20 for silence
Oh, lordy.
You people have revealed how you wipe, whether you pick your noses, the grossest thing you ever ate, and whether you shave your pubes. We’ve discussed anal sex, alternative religions, past broken hearts, phobias, and fantasies. This is all without even thinking of the TMI thread, by the way.
I am reeling at the thought of what would be considered a dirty secret. What possible horrors lurk here?
::settles down to take notes::
Yes, seawitch, we have discussed all that stuff. But all that stuff isn’t exactly weird.
Just you wait until ChickDope! Oooh, I’m feeling evil.
That I carry around in “suitcases”.
thinksnow keeps the big gun tucked away so Dopers won’t trip over it and hurt themselves.