oh! cock fighting. it’s a sport
SimCity and the Sims players know this one…
Reticulating Splines.
Work-related…
I extrapolated her data.
While getting my Christmas tree…
Shall I strap it to the roof?
More sports references:
Looks like his ball’s in the rough.
He just pounded right through that hole.
Dribbles along the baseline.
Icing.
Checking from Behind.
The play at the plate.
Slips out of man-to-man coverage.
Puck-handling.
Screw-ball.
Knuckle-ball.
Curve-ball.
Fast-ball.
Change-up.
In the dirt.
He walks on 4 balls.
Bobbing and weaving.
Rumblin’ Stumblin’ Bumblin’. (Thanks Mr. Berman!)
He fumbles the ball.
Look at that stroke.
Wrist-shot.
Slap-shot.
Wrap-around.
Grounder up the middle.
From downtown.
Hook-shot.
Cross-over.
No-look pass.
…and by far, the best sports term:
Encroachment. 
I coulda kept going…but it was just getting too silly!
‘You are the son of a female dog.’
‘You had sex with your mother.’
‘You like to orally gratify men.’
‘Your parents did not know each other.’
‘Your father and mother were not married.’
‘corksucker’
‘fork you!’
‘bastige!’
‘mudder-forker’
‘Suck my cork.’
‘kiss my asperdastrus’ (sp?)
‘You are a female dog’
Bottom dealing
Attempting a smooth top change
Maintaining a finger break
Belly strippers
A rough and smooth action
Trying out a rings routine
Spreading to the thick
Spreading to the slick
Ringing in a nudist
Separating the flap
Waxing the gaff
Balls to pocket routine
All perfectly normal, non-dirty phrases in the working life of a magician.
Squeezing up the chimney.
Time to cross-link this to another thread **http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1673162#post1673162 Words that sound dirty, but really aren’t
I’m gonna eat a head-cheese sandwich.
Lord Vader, these pants contain the ultimate power in the universe!
ram-rod
thrust bearing
I need it on my desk in the morning.
I’ll get right on top of it.
Could you just put it in my box?
It’s an entry level position.
When do you think you’ll be getting off today?
My equipement if so old it takes forever to finish.
It’s not fair … i do all the work while he just sits there!
If I have to lick one more I am going to gag!
Publishing related:
(Actual Statements)
There’s PMS in the center spread but it doesn’t bleed.
I’ve been working the tables, stripping for years.
And here’s two from Starlight Express, the musical where people on roller skates sing the parts of trains:
The show is called “StEx” and the fans “trainvestites.”
Racing sayings
“She’s tight right now, but we’ll get 'er to loosen up”
“Better put some lube in the rear end”
“I was drivin it in real hard”
“We were bumpin and bangin’ out there”
I know they’re bad…but I’m in class, and I just had a test. No more brain power left…
For making what someone else said sound dirty, reply “Well, not in the BIBLICAL sense!”
Non-rude swearing: “You bar steward!” (Say it quickly)
turtle egg.
sounds okay in english, but in chinese, you’re not exactly a good person anymore. (well, maybe a not innocent person,too.)
True story.
The newspaper where I work ordered promotional coffee
mugs a few years back, to encourage the staff and potential customers to subscribe to the weekly paper.
The inscription?
“I’m part of the solution. I get it at home seven days a week!”
It seems that most of us were definitely part of the problem. Sigh. No one noticed until most of the mugs were already distributed.
Another time, we ran a full double-page ad
for a jewelry store, with a man kneelng before a woman
and the caption “Make Her Dreams Come True.” Problem was,
the words were split up across the page like this:
MAKE HER COME
DREAMS TRUE
Whoops!
hahahha
WOOD FLUSH, you do realize this thread is a decade old, right?
He really knows how to bump a zombie…