You would gnaw off your penis? That’s fucking hardcore man.
I use mine as a sort of car substitute.
Mine has outlived its usefulness, I’m sorry to say. Even so, I wouldn’t want to lose it—there’s always a chance it could spring back to life.
I hate my penis and everything it stands for.
I admit I take it rather for granted. Perhaps if others felt strongly about it, I might, too.
I love my penis and have posted pictures of it to this board. While not of great size, I’ve long felt my penis is more aesthetically pleasing than average.
I love my penis. I just wished a couple of women (or at least one) would love it too so that I’m not the only one giving it love. 
The only remarkable thing about my penis is that it still works, at the age of 63 (Yes, my penis and I are the same age; same birthday, even. In fact we’re conjoined.). But it’s nothing, compared to my Partner’s. I have mentioned his penis in a couple of threads over the years, so I won’t go into a “lengthy” description. But it is one of those penises that everybody knows about, and it does get a lot of attention, even though it has been kept hidden from everyone but me for the past 21 years. But even when it’s hidden, it’s still “out there” in some respects.
Anyway, my own penis is quite nice in its own right, and my Partner says it tastes better than his own (yes, he can do that too).
A) Yes. B) Yes. C) Very. He’s a cheerful fellow; You’d like him too.
What, you mean the Command Center?
… you’re kidding, right?
This is true. I’m trying to estimate how many penises I’ve seen over the years, and it’s gotta be way into the thousands. And they’re probably more unique than our fingerprints.
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A thing can’t be ‘more’ unique.
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I feel like I stumbled into a mutual admiration society. I dunno that I’d be willing to give up one of MY thumbs to save my husband’s penis (as a poster upthread posited re his fiancee), but they are quite nice, when all is said and done…
In the immortal words of Monty Python:
Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn’t it frightfully good to have a dong?
It’s swell to have a stiffy.
It’s divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world’s biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife’s best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don’t take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won’t come back.
I think men become emotionally attached to their penises because it is an almost constant source of pleasure. Especialy in our formative years. You pull on your pants, stimulation; you put your keys in your pocket, stimulation; you lie down on your belly, stimulation; you tightly squeeze through a crowded doorway, stimulation; and so on.
I actually kind of envy women, though. They can still get all of the sexual gratification they want, but they have more control over the when and where (very little accidental stimulation, I could live with that). Also, they don’t have the idiotic macho rules of society to live up to, not to mention the stupid territorial behaviors of other men.
You just wished that? Most men wish that for a while, and continue to wish it.
Ok then: Our penises may be unique in more respects than our fingerprints.
It loses something.
They have even more idiotic rules to live up to . . . plus they get periods and have to endure childbirth and get paid less. I’d rather have a penis.
Just how do you hitch-hike?
Would I rather lose my penis, or a finger? Well, I have 10 fingers.
Would I rather lose my penis or an eye? I have two eyes, and I already wear glasses.
Also, if I lost my penis my testicles would lose their best buddy. I’m very attached to my testicles and also, I don’t like it at all when they’re upset with me.
Taking all things into account, I’d rather have my penis than be separated from it.
Oh, now I get what you’re saying. Sorry for the confusion. :smack: