Do you like your penis?

[gurujulp]

I don’t actually know what I would choose to lose.

I really dislike the esthetic of the penis. I thing the external components of the female genitalia are much prettier, but I certainly like having a penis.

I suppose it works out well. I get to have it, and to wield it mightily (who needs a sword as a penis extender, I can wield the penis!), and I get to look at (and more) women for pleasure.

And, being a rather typical male, I need not concern myself overmuch with how it looks. Tis the function that matters.

you guys who like other people’s penises really dig the look?

[Mudshark]

I like my penis, but I wouldn’t list it as a genetic trait I’m thankful for. If I lost it I would be sad,I think I would rather lose some of the more useless fingers or toes. It’s only an essential part of me in that I’m male.

[Sunrazor]

@LouisB

Mine has outlived its usefulness, I’m sorry to say. Even so, I wouldn’t want to lose it—there’s always a chance it could spring back to life.

Yeah, I understand that. I wish the ol’ guy was up to the task at least occasionally without our new best friend, Pfizer. I’m gettin’ tired of sitting in that damn bathtub out in the back yard …

[Boozahol_Squid_P.I]

Perhaps with the exception of my right arm, my penis is my favorite limb. I’d definitely give up any of the others to keep it. Two for one? I’d have to consider.

[BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed]

@gurujulp

you guys who like other people’s penises really dig the look?

Come on, now. You really can’t see the aesthetic difference between a veiny hairy choad and a smooth schlong?

[Toxylon]

I think handsome penises look awesome (I’ve never been next to an erect penis other than my own) - powerful, primordial, awe-inspiring.

Mine isn’t handsome, but it’s an extremely important part of me. Lose an eye, or the penis? Bye, bye, eye. Lose a hand, or penis? Bye, hand. Beyond that, I’d have to think. But I might well kill myself promptly having lost my penis and really feeling what it’s like. No point going on. Spending the rest of my life in a wheelchair would be absolutely terrible, but I think I’d find reasons to go on, provided my dick worked.

[HolyFreakingMoly]

@Cluricaun

No, I hate my penis and consequently beat it like the fucker owes me money.

My friend refers to that as “roughing up the suspect”, which I find hilarious.

[gaffa]

@Chef_Troy

Pinto? is that you? Man, I haven’t seen you since our Delta Tau Chi days.

Ah, someone else who read the Lampoon back in the day. Shame they left that part out of the movie.

[AHunter3]

In the sense that my penis is the local & male manifestation of ‘major erogenous bodypart’, I’m quite fond of it. (I like the sensations) In the specific sense of being proud that my erogenous zone is specifically a penis and not something else (e.g., a clitoris), I’m with the OP, I don’t get it. And finally, hypothetically speaking, if you gave me a substitute erogenous zone that was neither penis nor clitoris (and gave me something to pee through) I might have some concerns about convenience and what clothes to sear and having problems making friends, but I don’t have any emotional attachment to having the thing in and of itself.

[Tabby_Cat]

Oh my god, you just expressed me in clearer terms than I could have ever expressed myself!
… I feel extraneous now.

[glee]

@Rigamarole

Are you kidding? My penis is my best friend.

When I’ve felt downtrodden, chewed up, and spit out by the world - my penis was there for me.

When I’ve felt alone, rejected, unwanted - my penis was there for me.

When I’ve had a long day, and it feels like I’m fighting off attacks and demands from all angles just to get by and carve out a little slice of serenity for myself, my penis is there at the end of it all with no agenda but to please me.

No matter what happens to me, I know my penis will always be there looking up at me, eager to help me melt away the stress of an otherwise cruel existence. It’s the very definition of a friend. It has stuck with me through the good times and the bad, sickness and health, poverty and hardship. I wouldn’t trade that for anything in the world.

I love my penis.

Firstly the above.

Secondly my penis has always stuck up for me. Sometimes it even thinks for me.

[Find_Friends]

@seodoa

My penis has caused me more trouble than it is worth.

@Illuminatiprimus

You should probably spend less time sticking it in oatmeal then.

I don’t know what you mean here. I do that every day, and have never had a problem with it. I (heart-healthy) heartily recommend it.

What I cannot recommend, though, is swiping it around (with your fingers at the base) to dislodge the cheese from a mousetrap…

Yes, I speak from personal experience.

No, I do not want to talk about it.

• “Jack”

[Floppy_Joe]

“Dear penis, I don’t think I like you anymore
You used to stand and watch me shave, now all you do is stare at the floor.
Dear penis, I don’t like you anymore.”

[Wakinyan]

@Tabby_Cat

do you like/love your penis? Is your penis an essential part of you? How sad would you be if you were missing your penis?

Well, yes. Yes. Very. - Why? Because I have sex. Would I be missing having sex? Yes. - How much? Very much. I love to make love with my wife, it is an essential part of my life. Earlier in my life, I had sex with other girls. I would have missed that too.

I’m probably being whooshed here, or perhaps just too Swedish - but do you know why God gave half the population a dick?

You do fuck in America too, right?

[Cluricaun]

@Floppy_Joe

“Dear penis, I don’t think I like you anymore
You used to stand and watch me shave, now all you do is stare at the floor.
Dear penis, I don’t like you anymore.”

Best username/post of all time?

[Illuminatiprimus]

@Wakinyan

I’m probably being whooshed here, or perhaps just too Swedish - but do you know why God gave half the population a dick?

Wait - Swedes have penises??? :eek:

[Unintentionally_Blank]

@Rysdad

Just how do you hitch-hike?

[jayandsilentbobstrikeback]You DO know about the unwritten rule of the road, don’t you?[/jasbsb]

[The_Flying_Dutchman]

I must love my penis and my balls.

Often when alone and lying on my back I find myself unconsciously and platonically cupping my package under my pjs. I find it comforting.

[cmyk]

When it comes right down to it, You’d keep cutting and cutting and cutting, until all that was left of me was my penis.

I’m kinda like The Giving Penis.

[InterestedObserver]

@Tabby_Cat

In this thread, some (presumably) male posters list “having a penis” as one of their genetic gifts. I must confess to not understanding why on earth I would be proud of having a penis.

I mean geez. It’s a penis! What’s so fantastic about it? I know that if I had to lose something, I’d miss my thumb or leg more than I’d miss my penis.
So I guess a couple of questions: do you like/love your penis? Is your penis an essential part of you? How sad would you be if you were missing your penis?

Are you kidding? I mean, I’m a woman, but I also have a comparable part so I can empathise, and losing my clit or other parts of my sexual anatomy would be a BUMMER! I would FAR rather lose a leg or finger or eye (I have backups for those and replacements are available which can fullfill the functions adequately) than my ability to get off/get others off.

No, my genitalia does not define me and if I had to choose my life over it, I’d choose my life and resign myself to a sexless existance, but I would guess that their penis is a VERY important part of most mens’ anatomy and life. Same as MY sex organs are for me.