I never, ever make my bed - not even when I wash the bedding.
This is becuase I cannot stand to have anything at the bottom tucked in. It drives me freaking batty when I try to sleep in a bed with a tucked in bottom. I can’t even explain how uncomfortable having the bottom of the bed tucked makes me.
I fully don’t see the point of going through the tuck sheets, organize pillows rigamarole when I’m just going to untuck (with muttered swear words) and rearrange the pillows to the comfortable sleeping positions my husband and I have worked out through our years of sleeping with each other. It’s a totally unnecessary pain in my ass, to be blunt.
The pillows stay bunched up at the top of the bed (his in his preferred arrangement, mine in my preferred arrangement). The bottom sheet never needs rearrangement (cause it’s, you know, elasticized to stay in position and all). The top sheet and blanket get shaken out and more-or-less centered on the bed right before we go to bed. (Or, rather, before I go to bed - I go to bed a lot earlier than my husband and he’s a blanket hog anyway - so if I want covers, I have to arrange matters so my side overhangs a lot more than his or he’ll swipe them all and I’ll be chilly all night :P) So even at its most “made”, my bed is still unsymmetrical and messy-looking. Experience has taught me that if I center the blankets properly, I will wake up at 3:30 am with no blankets and a burrito-looking husband all warm and toasty cocooned in every single thread of top bedding. However, if I leave him just barely enough to cover to the edge on his side of the bed, I get to keep enough blankets to cover me.
You will note that none of this is anyone but our business. So I can make the bed so it looks nice and then spend 10 minutes every night rearranging it to the functional configuration, or I can make it deliberately askew. Or I can leave it unmade, save myself the time of making it in the morning and just shut the bedroom door if anyone comes over. It doesn’t bother me to have it unmade.
We also don’t get up or go to sleep at the same time - and he often naps during the day in the bed. There’s just no point in making it. We’re the only ones ever in our bedroom - and our bedroom is cluttered for reasons that are way beyond our control in ways that have nothing to do with the made-ness of the bed (having to do with my mother-in-law, some furniature, and a will - it’s complicated), so making it to help our bedroom look nice is futile.
My kitchen, however, is clean as a whistle - thanks so much DianaG.


