Do you pee in the shower?

Sign another female into the yes category. I pee in the shower almost everyday.

When I was in high School a friend of mine used to say that you knew it was love if you could pee in he shower together, you knew it was true love if you could sh*t in the shower together.

He was an odd one.

I never claimed that urine was the worst thing you would find in the shower or tub. I’m sure there’s an astonishing amount of grot, unless you clean the area regularly and change the shower curtain liner once in a while. Anyway, on the rare occasion when I’ve peed in the shower, it’s because I really had to go, and, yes, there was racehorse-like pressure. :stuck_out_tongue:

I a woman and I do pee in the shower. And, yes, it runs down my leg. Big deal – a little pee isn’t going to melt my skin. It just washes right off.

I do and actually have a hard time NOT to pee in the shower. This is difficult when at the pool showering before and after I swim. So I use the toilet there…y’know, the pool. :wink:

-Tcat

The point is, especially compared to whatever else in there, urine is a relatively good thing to have in the shower. It’s acidic, and, as noted, is mildly antibacterial. The only objectionable thing is the smell and the C.S.I. team isn’t any better detecting that than you are.

I pee in the shower. I usually do it right at the beginning of my shower, so I have the entire shower’s worth of water to wash the urine away.

Hey, it’s faster and more convenient than stopping to use the toilet :slight_smile:

Yup. The only time I don’t is when my wife (who doesn’t otherwise know I do) is with me. I don’t think she’d approve.

Shhhhhh. :o

Dude checkin in. I pee in the shower and I usually do it right at the beginning as well, but not really by choice. When the hot water first hits that area, I just gotta go (like the old hand in hot water gag you play at sleepovers).

I don’t.

I think I’m too conditioned by potty training to be able to pee anywhere but the toilet.

Of course I do - not everyday, but often. I recently advised my 6 year old son that it would be much easier and less messy if he did it instead of climbing out of the shower and dripping water all over the place. I did make the suggestion, “don’t tell daddy” though. He’s not as enlightened as me.

Yes, I do, regularly.

And, I kid you not, I once had a roommate who did shit in the shower (at least once).

I was sitting on the can one day (in a house I shared with four other people) and saw a soap dish on the bathtub ledge, a soapdish that had something in it that looked … suspicious. Upon closer inspection (but not TOO close) I could only conclude that someone had done the unthinkable.

(The soapdish was empty and - ugh - free of track marks the next time I went in.)

At the time I had no words to describe the disgust and horror I felt, and I see that time has not assisted me with this. I continue to have no words.

I didn’t say anything to the roommates. I mean, what could you say? And besides, all I wanted to do was scrub the memory from my brain. Obviously, I failed at that too. Thank you all so much for bringing up such a painful memory.

To paraphrase an old diving saw, there are two kinds of people; those who do, and those who lie about it.

In fact, a healthy person’s urine is essentially sterile coming out of the bladder, and doesn’t pick up much in the way of pathogens on the way out. As it is quite acidic it works well as an antifungal agent. A couple of years ago when I was diving on a wayoutoftheway island and got a bit of foot rot from spending all day on a wet deck I found that peeing on my foot helped control the infection, though a pretty heavy-duty anti-fungal cream was eventually required to put paid to that infestation.

I’m sure that there are many other natural bodily fluids that appear in the shower that are much higher in the Ick Scale than urine. But I don’t ask and I don’t want to know. Just don’t use up all the hot water, okay?

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Wow, reading this thread, maybe I should have put a “Minor TMI” in the title. :smiley:

But lordy have I laughed and even learned reading the replies.

Always have. Felt bad about it too until I heard Madonna say that it controls athlete’s foot. I reckon it’s good for the environment too because you don’t waste a flush for a simple tinkle.

I’m the only one who cleans the bathroom anyways.

I still can’t allow myself to pee when I’m taking a bath though. For that I will take necessary steps to void before the event.

i pee in the shower; always have, and always will.

i also hate showering with other people.

when i was in college, i met a girl and we both thought we fell in love. we moved in together. she insisted on showering with me. i protested but she relented, so i eventually caved. as she washed her hair, it occurred to me that i had to pee but couldn’t.

or could i?

i watched her face carefully as she shampood, eyes closed, fumbling for the conditioner in the blind. all the while, i’m peeing on the tub floor between us. she never noticed. this continued for some time.

after about a month, we fell into a cycle - she’d wash her hair and i’d pee, hands on my hips and grinning to myself like a small child at her ignorance. but that all the changed the day that i lost my footing and almost fell. i managed to retain my balance, but not without getting pee on her feet. i looked at her face in horror, but she hadn’t noticed. i was mystified. i’m also slightly vindictive and have been holding quite the grudge about this whole shared shower nonsense.

so, i do the only thing that makes any sense. the very next time we’re in the shower together, i pee purposefully and directly on her feet. nothing. the next day, i pee on her ankles; the next her shins. each day just a little higher. everytime i reach and pass the previous day’s height it becomes harder and harder to contain myself. a few times i have to turn away and pretend to be coughing, i’m at the verge of laughing so loud it hurts.

after we had been living together near 6 months (i had made it about 3 inches above the kneecaps at this stage) we had a terrible terrible fight, and in my rage i yelled “oh ya, well i pee on you in the shower!” the words had barely left my mouth when i realized how ridiculous i sounded and the laughter came - all the laughter i’d been holding back each day as i arced my urine just a little higher.

we were never the same after that, but she never believed me - for the remaining three months we lived together, we continued to shower together and i continued to pee on her and struggle to contain my giggling. one day about a week after the fight she turned her back to me while shampooing; i saw my chance and i took it without hesitation - all the way up one leg, over the ass, and down the other side. i actually had to get out of the shower right away because i could barely keep myself standing.

i got a wedding invite from her about 3 years ago - she’s married a urologist; needless to say, i knew i could never make it through an introduction and didn’t attend. i sent some nice flowers, though.

: wipes a tear :

fubbleskag, that was beautiful!
Oh my heck, that’s … that’s … god lord, that’s just beautiful.

I’ve never done that in my life. I shower either first thing in the AM, in which case I’ll use the toilet first (often, killing time while someone else finishes their shower), after working out (in which case I never need to pee), and occasionally before bed (in which case I’ll take care of it before showering).

I live in a dorm, and that would just be gross. Sharing a shower and toilets is one thing; combining them is another thing.

How could you be? You pissed her off.

Count another female in. I pee even when the SO is in the shower with me. I just ask him to turn around and ignore the smell. He just sighs and turns around until I’m done. When I’m peeing while he’s taking off his clothes outside the shower, he continuously says “pee! you’re PEEING in there!”. This makes the rest of the housemates look at us like o.O when we get out of the shower. But he figures it’s funny and it’s fine as you can wash it off. He just makes sure I face the drain and that I don’t whip around and pull a sprinkler on him.

Isn’t love grand?

To clarify a little, given some things people have brought up - I pee at the start of my shower, so the next 15-30 minutes worth of hot water is washing it away.

Part of the reason I don’t get out to go to the 'loo is because it’s on the other side of the laundry from my bathroom. That’s only a couple of metres, but it’s still a long and cold walk when naked and dripping. Plus I’d have to turn the water off, then figure out my optimal temperature when I got back in again. PITA.

On occasion I will pee when hubby’s in the shower with me. I don’t know if he notices, or if he cares if he does, because he’s never said anything. I’m careful not to pee directly on his feet though.