Do you want to be shot...

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

…by one of my arrows?

Well everyone, February was a pretty busy month and, although I did manage to get some work done around here, I didn’t fulfill my quota. So, I’m asking for your help here. In the style of “Pimpin’ Cupid” or “SecretAdmirer.com”, I propose a little matchmaking exercise. This will be specific only to the SDMB though.

Here’s the deal: Simple, you send me an e-mail telling me who you like on this board. Send me as many names as you wish. I won’t say anything unless there is a match, at which point I will post it here. If you are really shy, let me know in your e-mail and in the event of a match, I will confidentially e-mail the “matchees”.

Don’t be shy, drop me a line.

CupidSDMB@hotmail.com

Love is in the air.

2

You shot me already, thanks.

“I like toast.” :slight_smile:

3

You’re really Debb, aren’t you?

4

I like Mullinator, but I don’t want to come on too strong. Plus, I really want to be able to respect myself in the morning. Is this possible?

You say neato, check your libido, and roll to the church in your new tuxedo.

5

Mullinator, only if you wake yourself up with breakfast in bed and flowers. Oh yes, and use protection.

Love is in the air.

6

Damn straight I need a shot. One of yer arrows, a shot of adrenaline, a shot of heroin, a shot of optomism… I’m not picky at this stage of the game.

7

I am in love with each and every member of the straight dope message board.
Send me those mathce Cupid!

pat

ps:
Uhoh, I see some high flower and chocolate bills in my near future.

8

Although a guy, I am partial to pretty flower arrangements and Cadbury’s Hazelnut Chocolate Bars. :slight_smile:

VB

Cowabunga Buffalo Bob!

9

Is that you Zette? First Santa, and now Cupid! If you’re going to pick mythological figures, how about being Aphrodite. Then you’d surely be very popular.

I personally have a crush on Cupid. I just want to spank his fat little bottom.

10

Arnold, you’re going to need to try a little tenderness if you want to get near this boy’s bottom.

Follow Mercutio’s advice:
“You are a lover; borrow Cupid’s wings,
And soar with them above a common bound.”

Love is in the air.

11

The god of Love already knows what I want…

It’s very hard to be alone.

12

Sassy, I know. Believe me when I tell you it is coming. For now, hold tight dear. You are such a pearl that it is very hard to find one as precious as you to bring to you. Just wait, and it will come.

Love is in the air.

13

“Just wait, and it will come.”
Indeed.

Dr. Watson
“Love that’s wise
Will not say all it means.”
– Edward Arlington Robinson

14

Can I have an anti-arrow please? My life is falling apart because of three guys whom I feel for deeply. Right now, I’d much rather be the old me who thought love was a pile of $%#!*%.

I’m not a fallen angel, I’m a risen demon.

15

Thanks cupid… You sent him before I even asked…Wow! you must be psychic or something!

I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!

16

Errr, whoops! We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you. Please return used arrow in original packaging to:
Cupid
C/O Hermes
Mt Olympus, Greece

Indicate wether you would like a refund or a replacement arrow.
Thanks,
Cupid

Love is in the air.

17

You already shot me, thanks.
I think I should be good for a pretty long while.

This life is a test. It is only a test. If it had been an actual life, you would have received further instructions on where to go and what to do.