Did anyone see this documentary on Channel 4 last week? Oh my lord… I can’t see a picture of horse anymore without feeling sick. Please don’t tell me I was the only one who watched it? I was really hoping to God that there’d be no illustrative acts and there wasn’t! But honestly, there was a nice programme about these lovely miniature horses on yesterday that I really couldn’t watch without thinking there was some guy somewhere out of view of the camera getting off on them! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww…
I didn’t see the documentary, but I thought you might be interested in this page from The Smoking Gun’s archives. I don’t know if the (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/sound/mandog.mp3) (probably not work-safe) they link to is still available, but if it is, you ought to listen to it.
His “wife’s” “signature” was a pawprint that he drew himself!
I watched about 5 minutes of that documentry thanks to channel surfing and left it pretty quickly… The bit i saw had a man who had apparently married his horse talking about seeing a horses vagina for the first time :eek:
A couple of years ago I was listening to KROQ in L.A., and the morning show guys were having fun with a story about a guy in Palos Verde who was caughe in flagrante delicto with a horse. Twice. The first time he was spotted, he ran off. He came back an hour or so later, and was caught.
This was so disturbing to my delicate sensibilities, I have tried to purge it from my mind. But I’ll dredge it up from my memory long enough to spew it here, to revulse the rest of you . . .
A former co-worker was a photographer and met all sorts of “interesting” people in her line of work. She knew this weird kinky couple. The wife knew that the husband wanted to screw horses and she would help calm the horse, hold the horse’s bridle, not allowing it to get away, while the husband did . . . whatever he was gonna do to the poor animal. The impression I got was that she (the wife) thought this was sort of a “couple’s activity” and sorta “romantic” or something.
I swear. Some people need to be shot. ::shudder::
I’ve never quite understood the mechanics of the whole horse thing. I’ve seen a horse with a woody before. I’ve also seen a vet stick his arm in pretty casually. Unless your packing a world class bratwurst how can there possibly be enough friction to get anything done.
When I was a senior in high school, there was a story on the local news about a man who was apparently into two of the most disgusting taboos at once: beastiality and necrophilia. He had been found making sweet, sweet love to a deer carcass. (I think they institutionalized him or something).
I’m also a member of a community on Live Journal called “Bad Porn”, where members try and find really bad, disgusting, stupid, funny, the most non-arrousing porn you can. One guy posted this story about a man who was a real dog lover. shudder He indulged his interest by offering his services as a pet sitter.
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(We REALLY need that puking face smiley!)
Apologies, in the first instance, as the title is supposed to say “documentary”.
I thought this thread died a death because it was a little too gross a subject to deal with - even just reading over people’s posts, my stomach is feeling weak again.
The worst bit was the guy describing a horse’s orgasm (using this as his reasoning for why this isn’t taking total advantage of the animal). I nearly threw up at that point. Unfortunately, there’s something about me that leads me to watch really nuts documentaries (another one being about dogging - sex in car parks where people either watch or join in).
goes off to get some tummy calming somethingorother