Give the man a silver dollar.
Heh–when the Nifong hearing was going on, my husband tuned in to hear what she’d have to say about it, and I said, “Watch–it’ll be a guest host.” And sure enough, “Hi, this is Somebody Not Nancy Grace…” :rolleyes:
shudder That would be a little too much evil in one pair for me.
I didn’t get where I am today without thinking that Nancy Grace is a moron.
…er, sorry. I got to watch some of The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin last night and I’ve been waiting to say that line…
Doesn’t the modern day version of the Bible list that as one of the signs of the end times? 
You’re all southerners.
(Except you Alaskan bastards, sitting perched up there, ready to strike at any minute.)
I don’t think I would ever have heard of Nancy Grace or Ann Coulter if not for these boards. But then again, I wouldn’t have gotten any of The Daily Show jokes about them if I hadn’t had the “pleasure” of encountering them. They’re both poor excuses for human beings (the Toxic Twins, not John Stewart).
:: reaches for test tube filled with odd fluid, shakes it idly, and examine lab report again ::
Err, not very much human in Grace or Coulder, dear. In fact, when I submitted this NG blood sample to the lab for a DNA test, the results came back as follows:
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Err, blood isn’t supposed to be chartreuse.
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There are no transuranic atoms in the DNA molecule.
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An intern who splashed a little of this stuff on himself went mad two hours later, clawed out his own eyes, and ate them. We chose to take that as a sign and stopped working.
Submissive men that grew up with overbearing mothers and are now trying to recapture a piece of their childhood?
Did you ever notice how Nancy never looks at the camera head on? She’s always looking at you in this 3/4-profile way. It’s her subliminal way of saying, “I’m skeptical of you!”
But on the up side, the SETI guys can stop looking!
Edit: No, I take that back, as both Grace and Coulter fail on two counts. Neither one is (1) an Extra-Terrestrial, or (2) Intelligent.
And don’t forget, she’s 4 months pregnant.
And got married 2 months ago.
You never see them at the same parties.
I’m just sayin’.
I have only watched Nancy Grace a few times, but it seems that I remember her making an attempt at some straight-man type humor a couple times before. Is it possible that she was in on that little joke?
I usually watch CNN at work in the mornings, around 6-7 am, because there isn’t much else on and I’m ready to go home. I used to watch ONN, but those jerks moved it to channel 100-some and the work television is basic (well, not as many channels) cable (3-75).
The other night, I went in and some guests were watching Nancy Grace. Every word that lady said made me want to punch her. I think it’s not just that she is ridiculously stupid, but the fact that she talks like she’s a fucking robot or something. I dislike Glen Beck as well, but his show usually isn’t on while I’m at work when guests are around, but those freakin idiots that were at the hotel loved Nancy Grace. “Oh, she is so wonderful, such a good journalist because she demands answers…” and so on…makes me want to puke.
I remember when she was talking about the Jon Benet Ramsey case (when it was reopened last year) and she told the people she was talking to (some detective) that she deserved answers about the case because she wanted to know…I haven’t liked her ever since, specifically because I saw no reason why she should demand answers any more than I should, it’s not as if it was her child or family member*…
Dumb Bitch
Brendon Small
*I don’t know for sure that they aren’t related, and if they are, I’m sorry, but I still can’t stand her…
It would never occur to me that they were the same person, (where would Coulter hide the other 2/3 of Grace?). I just suspect that Coulter may be the father of Grace’s children.
What a repellent human being.
(This was my first exposure to her. My second exposure to her will be the back of my hand if I’m ever unfortunate enough to be in the same room with her.)
The only time I ever found her entertaining was when she was covering the Michael Jackson case. THEN she was perfect.
I kinda like her chocolate that they put on the Hot Fudge sundae at Claim Jumpers.
Yeah, well, the men in my family like confirmation the bride can breed before registering their love affairs with the government. Gotta problem with that? 
But then, no one in my family is a nationally judgmental televised fishwife with a law degree…
No wonder Barbaro died!!!
4 out of 5 veterinarians surveyed would recommend Strident Harpies for their equine patients who chew Harpies…
No, what’shername --KathyLee somebody with the kid named Cody is a dipshit.
Grace is an evil swamp doxy, back from the dead to wreak havoc and villainy.
There is a difference.
Coulter is a genetics experiment that went oh, so wrong.