Jon Stewart didn’t have the clip where Nancy Grace said that if Crystal Mangum was her daughter, she’d burn down the house where the party was. Bummer.
[QUOTE=Annie]
Yeah, well, the men in my family like confirmation the bride can breed before registering their love affairs with the government. Gotta problem with that? 
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Yes I do! I’m from a traditional Southern family, when 7 months after the wedding the women have 12 lb “premature” babies. 
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I have only watched Nancy Grace a few times, but it seems that I remember her making an attempt at some straight-man type humor a couple times before. Is it possible that she was in on that little joke?
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As I understand it from some people who saw the original episode, someone added the animal footage later. It wasn’t part of the original episode. 
Well, sure, but women at 15 and 16 years of age are much more prone to premature birth!
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It would never occur to me that they were the same person, (where would Coulter hide the other 2/3 of Grace?). I just suspect that Coulter may be the father of Grace’s children.
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Ahh, touché.
I’ve had the same reaction to Nancy Grace that I did to Sean Hannity: they both seem like genuine dim bulbs. Not just holding stupid opinions, but generally lacking in cognitive ability. How do these people have tv shows?
[QUOTE=brendon_small]
. . . but those freakin idiots that were at the hotel loved Nancy Grace. “Oh, she is so wonderful, such a good journalist because she demands answers…” and so on…makes me want to puke.
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Were these idiots older?
My mom loved Nancy Grace. “She tells it like it is!”, mom would say. You couldn’t convince my mom otherwise. Mom didn’t see her as rude and shrill and ignorant, but as outspoken and brave. Sigh.
I think the number of people who detest her and the number of people who love her could be plotted on a bell curve as being pretty much equal, with the great majority of people falling somewhere in between. Unfortunately, I think this explains the careers of so many people I find detestable: for every one who rabidly detests them, there’s another who rabidly loves them…and it is among this small minority who loves them that broadcasters can mine their profits. The key is to find someone who can inspire intense hate among a certain percentage of the population, ala Grace, O’Donnell, etc., and an equal number can be counted on to love them.
So, to a great extent, the more people hate someone like Nancy Grace or Rush Limbaugh or Rosie O’Donnell, the more eager broadcasters are to put them on the air.
[QUOTE=AuntiePam]
My mom loved Nancy Grace. “She tells it like it is!”, mom would say. You couldn’t convince my mom otherwise. Mom didn’t see her as rude and shrill and ignorant, but as outspoken and brave. Sigh.
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That sounds like the same kind of shit that xenophobic, homophobic, right wing old people* say about Bill O’Reilly and Rush Limbaugh.
- apologies to your mom
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]
- apologies to your mom
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No apologies necessary. (She’s gone.)
I think a lot of old people like the loudmouths because they’re loud. They get a kick out of watching people being sassy, talking back, arguing on TV. Nobody used to do that, back in the 50’s. Or if they did argue, it was polite and mannered, reasoned debate. Not nearly as invigorating.
I think old people would like left-wing loudmouths too, but they’re harder to find.
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Doesn’t the modern day version of the Bible list that as one of the signs of the end times?
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You’re smiling now, but Nancy Grace is having kids and the Spice Girls are reuniting. Something infernal is going on.
[QUOTE=tomndebb]
It would never occur to me that they were the same person, (where would Coulter hide the other 2/3 of Grace?). I just suspect that Coulter may be the father of Grace’s children.
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And where exactly would Coulter get the human DNA to do so?
It’s like crossing an artichoke and a alligator, man. Only works on Star Trek.
I caught a snippet of an interview with Ann Coulter yesterday - she just makes me want to choke a bitch. Not very zen of me, I’m afraid.
[QUOTE=Skald the Rhymer]
And where exactly would Coulter get the human DNA to do so?
It’s like crossing an artichoke and a alligator, man. Only works on Star Trek.
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Nope, I believe that they are the same species. There was a question from D&D discussions that applies.
If all harpies are female, how DO they reproduce?
parthenogenesis
I doubt that Nancy Grace can spell or use parthenogenesis in a sentence.
Well, neither can the New Mexico whiptail (as far as I know). Doesn’t stop 'em from doing it…
[QUOTE=Sweetums]
If all harpies are female, how DO they reproduce?
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Asexual cellular division.
You’re welcome for the nightmares.
[QUOTE=Lord Ashtar]
Asexual cellular division.
You’re welcome for the nightmares.
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Having Nancy Grace reproduce asexually is much less scary than the alternative.
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Having Nancy Grace reproduce asexually is much less scary than the alternative.
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I’m not so sure. What if she splits in half and suddenly there are 2 of her?