I registered at IMDb a while back. Don’t really remember why, as I don’t seem to have done anything with the account for a while until I decided to write a review of Crossing Over. I got involved in a tiny discussion in the IMDb message board for that show, mainly consisting of me and some other rationals asking for cites and suchlike and some morons dropping baseless assertions. A few days ago, I get my very first IMDb private message - this:
For those who are wondering, the “buterfly movie” is Dragonfly, I did love it, and I did more or less apologize for loving that sentimental, soppy, sugar-coated piece of shit.
On to my real question: what does this mean? If he just said something like OMG U MUST BE GAY IF U DONT BELIEV IN LIFE AFTER DETH!!!1111 I’d understand it, he’d be an average moron, no more, no less. But somehow he seems to consider all three of gayness, heterosexuality and homophobia to be insults. I’ve never seen that before. Luckily, I dodge all three of them. Go me.
Then he scolds me for never having anything nice to say. I basically haven’t, on the IMDb, but I haven’t posted much there anyway. This quality of saying only nasty things seems to be somehow, mystically, linked to being gay, hetero, or hetero and homophobic. If that were the case, there wouldn’t be much nice said ever in this world. Hmm, maybe we’re on to something.
Seriously, can anyone make sense of this?