Sample here, the main text “We Watch We Call”. I’m not sure if you’d even call it a serif font or not, what with the slight knobs at the ends. I’d like to duplicate it but I have no idea if it’s even a regular font or just something that was drawn freehand. Or could it be a WordArt font?
It’s a rounded serif font and I’m sure I’ve seen it before. My first thought was some variant of Cooper Black, but I can’t seem to find the right one. Every search or font identification site keeps circling me back to Cooper Black.
I hope someone can identify it, because now I really want to know.
Excellent! Did you just happen to know it, or did you have a better search method?
I knew it. I’m a graphic designer and a Mac guy. It’s a font included in the Mac OS and is the reviled default font in the iOS Notes app.
Don’t.
It’s got that “Comic Sans” feel, where you just know some boring “design manager” in a cubicle tried to make a font that “Lº0kZ ƒuÑ!” It’s Marker Felt THIN (much worse than, and oddly unrelated to, Marker Felt Wide).
This is a good first step. So ask someone who does.
I have to agree. It’s an ugly, ugly font.
I’m going to make a parody of the sign, for my own and some friends’ amusement. 
You’ve gotten an answer quickly, which I assume is accurate. In the future, these may be helpful.
What The Font - upload a screen capture or specify an url
Identifont - answer a series of questions about the font
Typophile - a forum where you can ask knowledgable folks
What Font Is - like What the Font
This mystery’s been solved already, but here’s a website where you can find out what a font is: WhatTheFont | MyFonts’ AI-Powered Font Finder