Does God live in the Pleiades Star Cluster?

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*The constellation of the seven stars forming the Pleiades appears to be the crowning center around which the known systems of the planets revolve… It has been suggested, and with much weight, that one of the stars of that group is the dwelling place of Jehovah and the place of the highest heavens;…

The constellation of the Pleiades is a small one compared with others which scientific instruments disclose to the wondering eyes of man. But the greatness in size of other stars or planets is small when compared to the Pleiades in importance, because the Pleiades is the place of the eternal throne of God.

J. F. Rutherford, Reconciliation, 1928, p. 14.
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God is everywhere, my son.

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I hate it when he hides under my bed and makes snarling sounds.

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I thought that was Elvis, and that he needed boats…

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Yes. I hear He has a nice three bedroom ranch there with an attached garage.

Does God need an attached garage since He doesn’t really need a car because, according to post #2, He is everywhere so why would He need a car to drive to someplace else?

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For the authentic drive-in movie theater experience, of course.

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Shouldn;t this be in general questions? :slight_smile:

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I thought it was a game thread.

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If s/he does drive a car, I’ll bet it’s a Subaru.

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God resides wherever Chuck Norris tells him to.

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God lives in a pleasant condominium complex in Pewaukee, Wisconsin, & has lived there ever since Bill Gates bought out his business in the early 90s.

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Was it WebTV?

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What does God need with a starship?

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You don’t exactly ask the Almighty for his ID!

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No, he drives a Honda according to Zephania 3:9: “For then I will restore to the peoples a pure language, That they all may call on the name of the LORD, To serve Him with one Accord.”

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To pick up goddesses with. Chicks dig a cool ride.

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Don’t call a goddess a ‘chick’.

Trust me on this. :frowning:

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Jimmy Buffett would tend to agree with the OP and several of the other posters.
And when we finally reach His home
And walk among the stars
He’ll join our band then we’ll understand
Why God don’t own a car

“God Don’t Own A Car” - Jimmy Buffett

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Jack T. Chick suggested the Orion Nebula.
JACK T. CHICK VERSUS JUDGE RUTHERFORD! SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!!

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God came from Planet Clair?