Does God live in the Pleiades Star Cluster?

Human footprints seven feet long found in California. They were the “giants” mentioned in Genesis chapter six they said. [32]

"Air baths" are good for preventing colds. What you do is strip naked mornings and evenings and then bob up and down for awhile. [33]

The current agitation over birth control is evidence that the "New Age" is at hand. [34]

The white rulers of Britain have superior mental and moral abilities. Blacks however, are gaining ground. [35]

God wears clothes. [36]

The Flood may have been caused by all of the other planets being on one side of the earth at the same time. God may have inserted the "youngest" planet Neptune they said on the other side of earth to act as a gravitational corrective to make sure it doesn't happen again! [37]

In the future man will get his food directly from the sun. [38]

In the New World Abraham may be the ruler of New York City. Isaac may rule over Chicago and:

"Perhaps Jacob will be put in London. His father-in-law, Laban, was a diplomat,..." [39]

"Shortly we believe, Abraham will come forth from the grave..." [40]

Spaniards "and other backward races" under the influence of Rome they said came to settle in America.[41]

When I first read the OP, I got J. F. Rutherford mixed up with Ernest Rutherford, and got really confused, because the latter really should know better.

Don’t be silly.
Raccoons can’t drive Accords or Plymouths.
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Hey, if the guy is arguing that he knows where in the sky God lives, I expect some rigor in terminology!

Bravo, sir. Bravo.

I wouldn’t expect any kind of mental rigor, really.

I have it on good authority that Elvis is not in Michael J. Fox.

God drives a Bugatti Veyron and has an never emptying gas tank. JC rides shotgun.

But what about Mike Rutherford? After all, he’s all over the place in Genesis.

That probably explains why God can’t get laid.

Can’t stop the gods from engineering
Fear no need for interfering
Your image in the dictionary
This life is more than ordinary
Can I get two maybe three of these?
Coming from a space to teach you of the Pleiades
Can’t stop the spirits when they need you

  • From the Book of Kiedis

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I have it on good authority that it is bad to steal Jobu’s rum. Very bad.

Let me get this straight. You have a bone to pick with Jehovah’s Witnesses? Right? Then why is this in IMHO?

Moved to the Pit.

samclem Moderator, IMHO.

Everyone! Step away from Der Trihs! Quickly, now, those lighting bolts don’t discriminate.

Really? I thought that’s where he wrote “All Shook Up.”

Chief among these, of course, is God.

Obviously, they’re illegal aliens – from the Pleiades! :eek:

He’s in charge of the quantum Mechanics. Of course.

Jesus rides besides Him? I wonder if he ever buys any smokes?

If he drives across the Arizona border, they do…

Although He does seem to fuck over a lot of us.