(to: the teeming dozens) WoW! 20 respones in 10 hours, I guess “the people” like blowing steam at this topic.
(to Nickityler or whatever your screen name is-- im not a dick, im a nice, sweet, caring, romantic, rich, hard working… guy–you’re just jealous :)~~~ok if ya don’t think size matters you have to least admit that it’s more IMPRESSIVE!
She’s right, you know. I suppose length and girth can be issues (like if there’s pain), but they’re not generally, not to most women I’ve spoken to. I mean, if you’re making love to your lady properly, equipment size is the last thing that should be on your mind (and hers).
I think Purplebear was right: “It’s not the size of the wand that counts, but the magic in it.” The only person worrying about size here, seems to be YOU, big bad booty daddy!
StoryTyler
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”
No, im not a fraud.
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(to Nickityler or whatever your screen name is
Nice to be confused with you too, StoryLarson!
(My three kids sit in the sink, too.)
If it jams, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
Hey ya’ll specify m/f when you reply (if your both then don’t reply ;))
Geeze, I would think that if you were both you’d be able to add yet another angle to this query!!
and Opal is that 4-6 inches length or around? 
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
You can’t tell m/f from that?
Goodbye
If it jams, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
Um… no.
When I see a guy with a large penis, the only thing I think is "well I’d sure as hell never have sex with
Also, the whole ‘it’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean’ things are always said as if they are “consoling” someone… it irritates me. I mean, a guy with a smaller penis doesn’t “make it up” by being better at moving it… it’s not like that. You see, a guy who is smaller (to a point, I mean a 2 inch dick would be too small IMO) has an ADVANTAGE over a larger man. The larger the dick, the WORSE in my opinion. To me it’s like… if you’re big, you have no chance with me. Ever. For any reason. I don’t like PAIN and I don’t like having my sexual positions limited by what does and what doesn’t work. I don’t like giving mediocre blow jobs because I can’t fit the thing in my mouth.
I know that there ARE women who like large penises, but they aren’t the majority, from my experience. I remember when I was a dancer, the girls often talked about stuff like this in the dressing room when we were bored. For everyone 1 girl who liked them “big” there were 10 who liked them “average, no larger”.
The ONLY people impressed by large penises are OTHER MEN. If you’ve had a woman praise your big penis, she was humoring you, chances are.
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“it’s all real”
“I KNEW IT!!!”
O p a l C a t
www.opalcat.com
Size is very important. I slept with a guy once that was so small I couldn’t feel anything… he had a hard time keeping the condom on too. He had to hold it on with his hand. It was awful. I prefer between 6-8 inches. Anymore than that is just too painful.
That John Denver’s full of shit man!
good responses guys(and girls) keep up the good work
P.S. SIZE does matter! LoL
‘Well, here we go again. Somebody please tell me why guys have
this insatiable need to compare the size of their ‘equipment’ all
the time? Really, now.’
Like women don’t compare the size of their boobies all the time! ha!
This is going to sound really weird coming from me, but I like big penises. In pictures. I don’t know, there is something much more aesthetic large penises. When it comes to the bedroom, however, the average size rules the day. I don’t like feeling like I’m going to be split in two, and I don’t like him trying to cram those extra inches in when they’re just not going to fit. And if he’s one of those guys who doesn’t quite grasp the purpose of foreplay, well. The same factors come into play when I’m choosing sex toys. Does anyone actually use those big honkin’ nine inch monstrosities that they sell? So, size does matter, just not in the way you think.
P.S. Say hi to the housesitter for me.
An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille.
AKAmame wrote:
Over on the newsgroup rec.arts.tv.mst3k.misc, some of the regulars use the shorthand “SDCOMN” – for “Spewing Diet Coke Out My Nose” – in just such a fashion.
Yeah, I like 'em big - big and gray and wrinkly, with a really big head.
Oh, sorry, I thought we were talking about brains. That’s what I like - men with huge intellects.
Neuro - I’ll have you know I’m dictating this to my housesitter.
There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not a man.
Hey! i’ve got a big head.
Okay, maybe some women do compare the size of their breasts, but I’m not one of them. Unless it’s to be slightly envious at their smaller, much more manageable size! Too much is just NOT a good thing, let me tell you. No, I’m not braggin, just sick and tired of the idea that bigger must be better. HA! One of you guys try carrying these things around 24/7 and see how long before you start complaining! And don’t forget the great-paying job to pay for the over-the-shoulder boulder holders my Mom’s term, not mine. I’d trade for smaller any day!
Life is teaching you some painful lessons. But it is from adversity that strength is born. You may have lost the inning, but I know you’ll win the game.
How disgustingly superficial a topic this is, Michael. If there’s anything I’ve learned about the members of this board, it’s that superficiality just isn’t in their genes. So take it outside, and wave it around.
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Weirdo of the Night
Micheal keeps on bragging about how big his hard drive is - over and over again. I am not impressed. It’s what you put on the hard disk, what applications you run, how you make use of the hard drive, not just how many GBs it is.
I kind of wonder of Micheal is bragging too much about his Hard Drive. Like he’s trying too hard to convince everyone of his maginificent hard drive. Maybe in reality he just has a little floppy disk (very floppy) instead.
Ah well. The bizarre things I will write in the middle of the night.
Arrrgggghh! the personal attacks never stop.