Well, you started it!
Aside to purplebear: My wife had reduction surgery at age 21. She was never so happy.
I had a T-shirt made for her: 36D-D-D-Down the Drain!
If it jams, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
Whats wrong with having a big HARD Drive? I’ve got a lot of RAM too! enough to convert you. So do us all a favor (Yosemitebabe) and go jump off El Capitan.
Michael Masterson, how large is your penis in inches [measure from the top]? What is the girth?
Yeah, put up or shut up!
If it jams, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
Ok, if you don’t want to know my size, skip this entry, if ya do it’s nine and one half inches long, with a four and three quarter inch circumferance. You wanted it, a las, there it is. :o
For the most part? No, they don’t. It’s the GUYS again who compare our boobs.
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“it’s all real”
“I KNEW IT!!!”
O p a l C a t
www.opalcat.com
Michael: ICK!!!
Toooo big. One look at that and I’d be out the door.
PS Most women who tell men they love how big their dicks are are just saying it because the guy wants to hear it.
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“it’s all real”
“I KNEW IT!!!”
O p a l C a t
www.opalcat.com
I am so sorry, good peoples. I didn’t mean to start ranting or anything. I guess this whole issue is still bothering me after all these years of dealing with this crap from certain people. My humble apologies.
Life is teaching you some painful lessons. But it is from adversity that strength is born. You may have lost the inning, but I know you’ll win the game.
Just make sure you know the difference between the inch and the centimeter side of the ruler, sparky.
And, I bet all of the women on this board are fairly swooning over your admission of size.
“Oh gosh, an unknown poster is regaling us with tales of penis size. He must be telling the truth, especially since he doesn’t come across in his posts like a 15 year old kid with an unhealthy penis fetish calling into question his partially developed sexuality. Perhaps I will consider a fling with this guy and affirm his self-worth even as I notice his tendencies towards exaggeration and inexperience. Yes, that’s gonna be my ticket to true sexual fulfillment.”
Have you voted for your favorite, huggable Mullinator today?
Aside to NickyLarson, thank you, but I actually had that done when I was 18. The problem is that when I got pregnant, the damn things grew back! And now I seem to be stuck with them, unless I can find the money to repeat the surgery.
And, Michael, I agree with OpalCat. If I were to see someone that big, I’d run screaming from the room! I am not into pain, let me tell you!
This is way more than I’ve ever told total strangers (except for VB, oh, dear, now he knows too) in my life. blush blush
Life is teaching you some painful lessons. But it is from adversity that strength is born. You may have lost the inning, but I know you’ll win the game.
Yes (again!), the legend is true (im glad I have the day off, this message board is so much fun), but I must admit some ladies can’t handle it (yep) which is a bummer, but if you work on the area before you enter it improves the situation. Also, if you buy the ladies some wine coolers–no pain 
(They say wine coolers are “what women drink,” but I say wine coolers are how men get women drunk) (ok people no rapist inferences!)
Hey, let’s talk about me, and how great I am in bed, and how enormously huge my prick is!
Sorry, thought I was someone else.
Anyway, here are some observations of mine…
- If you are in posession of such a large ‘tool’, wouldn’t you KNOW the answer to your own question about size?
- I’ve known people with big dicks, and in my experience, they never felt the need to broadcast their size. (word of mouth is all they needed)
- What could you possibly stand to gain by posting to a message board consisting more of the intellectual type, and less of the “I’m looking for a big dick” type.
- Speaking of looking for big dicks, I think 99% of SDMB would agree… we’ve just found one!
So, what shortcoming are you making up for that you think we care about the size of your inflated ego?
And finally, one last question, wouldn’t it have been more appropriate if this post began something like: “I was driving back to college and you won’t believe what happened to me…” ?
New and Improved
Enright3
*This is a question of opinion and im merely curious of others opinion’s.
*So you know people with big dicks (good to have a gay person responding to my thread).
*I only have an ego on the internet, not in real life.
I hate wine coolers, and I hate big dicks. You’re out of luck, kid. 
“I thought: opera, how hard can it be? Songs. Pretty girls dancing. Nice scenery. Lots of people handing over cash. Got to be better than the cut-throat world of yoghurt, I thought.” - Seldom Bucket
I don’t think I recall him saying exactly how he planned on using those wine coolers.
Have you voted for your favorite, huggable Mullinator today?
Hmmm…Looks like you are “protesting too much” about your floppy disk there, Mike.
I’ll give you points for the El Capitan reference, though. Maybe there is some way I can work Half Dome into this conversation. I’ll think on it.
Wine coolers? Those are so juvenile. And what is this? No pain ? Wait till the next day bub, when the woman wakes up. pain!
‘Better a small one that works, than a big one that doesn’t!’
Excuse me, but that has to be two of the most moronic things I’ve ever read in my life.
If my wife know someone who has big breasts, is she a lesbian?
You only have a big ego on the Internet? That’s probably true, because you couldn’t get away with spewing your ‘mighty cocksman’ trash in real life, and thought you might be able to find some believers here. To me, you sound like the perfect candidate for certain AOL chat rooms, where the only women who are interested in your hefty girth are the men posing as women.
I’m probably talking to someone who will never read this post, because posters like you are frequently the same. You’ll realize your attempt studliness didn’t fly, and never return, unless it’s under a different name. I’ll go on the record saying, I’ll bet your post count never gets above 30.
DumbAss
Enright3
Alright enright3, im going to be easy on you.
I realize your anger is probibly derived from a bad sex life and/or financial problems (by the way, I have neither of those). Hey, I got 57 posts in 3 days, you bet I couldn’t get more than 30 (who is the dumb-ass now!) so I win the bet you lose (I can hear you crying–you big baby). Dude if you don’t like my post then go away, don’t go away mad, just go away.
P.S exercise helps my anger
(wow that was off the subject)
So, if size doesn’t matter in the groin, well, does it matter anywhere else! (chest, hands, lips, butt, theigh, feet etc…)
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Alright enright3, im going to be easy on you.
I realize your anger is probibly derived from a bad sex life and/or financial problems (by the way, I have neither of those). Hey, I got 57 posts in 3 days, you bet I couldn’t get more than 30 (who is the dumb-ass now!) so I win the bet you lose (I can hear you crying–you big baby). Dude if you don’t like my post then go away, don’t go away mad, just go away.
P.S exercise helps my anger
(wow that was off the subject)
So, if size doesn’t matter in the groin, well, does it matter anywhere else! (chest, hands, lips, butt, theigh, feet etc…)