Alright enright3, im going to be easy on you.
I realize your anger is probibly derived from a bad sex life and/or financial problems (by the way, I have neither of those). Hey, I got 57 posts in 3 days, you bet I couldn’t get more than 30 (who is the dumb-ass now!) so I win the bet you lose (I can hear you crying–you big baby). Dude if you don’t like my post then go away, don’t go away mad, just go away.
P.S exercise helps my anger
(wow that was off the subject)
So, if size doesn’t matter in the groin, well, does it matter anywhere else! (chest, hands, lips, butt, theigh, feet etc…)
Look, moron–here it is. I haven’t ever had sex, and I am so poor I live in a cardboard box. I am angry because I don’t exercise. My mom is a slut and my dad is gay and tries to have sex with me. Oh yeah, my sister gives free BJs at the local navy base.
Now that I have taken away all the fuel for your insults, you asked–
How about your brain? You seem to be severely lacking there.
I have a copy of “fundamentals of 2nd grade grammar" I’ll gladly lend you. Give it a try.
Now go away.
Alright enright3, im going to be easy on you.
I realize your anger is probibly derived from a bad sex life and/or financial problems (by the way, I have neither of those). Hey, I got 57 posts in 3 days, you bet I couldn’t get more than 30 (who is the dumb-ass now!) so I win the bet you lose (I can hear you crying–you big baby). Dude if you don’t like my post then go away, don’t go away mad, just go away.
P.S exercise helps my anger
(wow that was off the subject)
So, if size doesn’t matter in the groin, well, does it matter anywhere else! (chest, hands, lips, butt, theigh, feet etc…)
: :passes by posting a “DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS” sign as large as Michael’s cock::
That would be four point helvetica type I do believe 
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
mouthbreather, you rock like a hurricane.
“I’ll tell you a secret, baby - maybe you can’t do better - gotta settle for second best” - the Judybats
: :passes by posting a “DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS” sign as large as Michael’s cock::
That would be four point helvetica type I do believe
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
Dude, we heard you the first time! And as for the OP, I think there’s a reason the average size is about 6 inches. That’s what women like, so those with average members pass on there genes more often than those with larger or smaller ones. Not a tough concept.
It’s not how you pick your nose, it’s where you put the boogers
Wow enright, it’s a darn good thing he went easy on you. With that scathing wit and flawless logic, I can’t imagine the pain and horror your life would have become if he had used his full arsenal.
Heck, my extremities are still tingling from the sheer force and power of his wonderful retort.
You say neato, check your libido, and roll to the church in your new tuxedo.
Hello mouthbreather, (welcome) you may not know this but there is NO correlation between brain size and intelligence. I’m not dumb (even though I may sound it at times) my dad went to MIT, and graduated top of his class he is considered one of the smartest technical people in the world (im not kidding here guys) (he is at Cecils level or higher in intelligence).
I have good genetics!
O yeah the average woman might like the average size, but im not into average ladies(what a low standard!)
You may have good genetics on your paternal side, but to explain your apparent intelligence and ability, I am guessing your maternal genes either come from a discarded innertube or a half-eaten jelly donut.
OK.
I take back everything I said. You present an infallible argument that I could not even begin to attempt to dissect.
::sigh::
Hey, folks–I think that Michael may be a bit shy. I hear he has an ENOURMOUS, GARGANTUAN penis. Ladies, why settle for less? Every woman on the board should go have sex with him. The sooner the better, cause BIG MEN like him are not easy to come by.
heheh(Beavis) heheh, he said members
This is pure genius…
::Posting a big sign which reads, "No Mental Masturbation or Loitering by Dickless Dreamers on these premises::
And wine coolers? No wonder I still haven’t got laid! Jesus, I’ve been using chloroform all this time…
“Don’t bother to pack your bags, Or your map.
We won’t need them where we’re goin’,
We’re goin’ where the wind is blowin’.”
I feel really bad for this guy, actually. He’s never had a REALLY good blow job, poor thing 
–
“it’s all real”
“I KNEW IT!!!”
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Michael Masterbater said:
More proof that talent skips a generation!
If it jams, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
Well you know what they say, when a man unzips his pants, his brain falls out.
Methinks this is degenerating into pit material. Moderator? What say you?
Cecil said it. I believe it. That settles it.
Well, anyway, my $.02.
Micheal, you have no idea! you think your cock is large?? My dick is so big that:
a: NASA has to take into account its gravitational constant when figuring orbits for spacecraft. while doing so, their computers reported a missing day.
b:A picture of it is kept in a secret room in the Vatican.
c:All MY women use a word to describe it not known to the general public, but it ends in “gry”
d:It’s the reason 7-11s have locks on their doors.
e:My real name is JAX-come to my homepage and see!
f:Felching
g:Walt Disney is burried in it.
h:Sometimes, for fun, I put it in the coin return slots of pay phones to ‘prick’ you
i:The image of my dick is hidden in the picture of the camel on cigarette packs
j:It’s the 1,000,000 answer on “Who wants To be a Millionare”
k: I’ve had my ribs removed so I can suck it.
l:Most unusual place it’s been? " that would be up the butt,Bob."
m: I use an entire bar of soap, just on it, every shower.
n:When i checked with the Harley people, It turns out my penis used to belong to Elvis!
o:It’s now an albino, leving in the sewers below New York.
p: heh heh, I said pee, heh heh
q:i was walking along, dragging it behind me, when I dragged it through a spiders web and the spider laid eggs in it!
r:That’s me in the Sears Catalog!
s:Elton John, Rod Stewart and Mick Jagger had to be rushed to the hospital to have a life threatingly large ammount of seamen pumped from their stomachs after fellating me.
t:Here’s the truth: Catherine the Great was crushed to death underneith my gigantic penis!
u:The police caught me in the act of screwing an entire pumpkin patch, all at once.
v: I’ve got an altoids dispenser permanently attached.
w: I had to have a gerbil removed from my Penis, not my anus
x:Lorena Bobbit was mad at me too, but after 30 minutes hacking with an axe, she got tired and left
y:Nasa did indeed conduck sex experiments in space…but I never left the ground.
z: It’s so big…the ladies love it man…I swear…they can’t get enough…Ii take 'em 3 at a time…really…I’m not lying…
Cecil said it. I believe it. That settles it.
Damn! 76 replies in three days, damn im good,
but only half of them have content(probibly less than that)
Some needed responses (to clear things up):
*I have good genetics on my mom’s side and my dad’s, but I do have my dads brain.
*Democritus is of average intelligence.
*OpalCat your way off, you’ve never had a real man, why attack somebody you have never had.
*you’re jealous because you have trailer- park-trash genetics.
*weirddave you must be hearing voices, you should go to the nearest mental hospital immedietly.
O, by the way, SIZE I also have in my chest(look out Arnold!), but my body is not just built for show, it can go!
~-MCM-~
OK, Michael. You have a big penis, and a large intellect, and a nice ol’ chest. Why don’t you go ask your girlfriend what she thinks of it, hmm? You DO have one, right? If not, GO OUT AND FIND ONE! I mean, it should be simple for you, no? And when you have, you can stop bitching to us!
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EWWWW! EWWWW! EWWWWW!!! That is by far the most nauseating statement a woman can hear (and trust me, you’re not the first to come up with that line of “thinking”). YOU’RE going to tell women about “real” men? Please.
And before you complain about the lack of ‘content’ in the responses to your thread, please re-read and try to figure out how many people were just trying to humor you, you pathetic simp. I’m sure there’s even less of what you’d consider content. Sod off.
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