Does SIZE really matter?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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LoL!LoL!LoL!LoL!

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My penis is so big that:

  1. I got two birth certificates at birth

  2. It’s got it’s own entry in the phone book

  3. Has a picture of it in the dictionary under humongous

  4. My pants have three pairs of legs

  5. I need 3 skis when I go skiing

  6. I need to buy an extra ticket to see movies, travel on plane, etc.

  7. When I drop it on the ground all the people in China feel a shock

  8. I never have to buy kite string

  9. Takes the place of all nine jury members on a jury

  10. Has the votes to get either Bush or Gore elected

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Oh yeah, forgot this one:

Is the only man made object that can be seen from the moon.

Can anyone top that?

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You need 4 legs to contain it?

Sheeeeeeee-it, man, that is big.

Eschew Obfuscation

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NickyLarson, could just be the hour and the Sam Adams, but your sig line seems to sit uneasily (!) below the words of a reasonable person in this thread.

Could you pass it to Michael Masterbator for the duration? He needs it for the post wine-cooler operating instructions.

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So go, you pathetic troll. sigh

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…76 replies in three days

Yeah, but you wrote half of them.

So you only got your father’s brain?

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AKAmame:

I hadn’t noticed that about my sig line; maybe I should just give it to MM for good, it seems to describe his romantic technique so well.

I’ll go back to using my old one till I think of something new.

I drive way too fast to worry about my cholesterol.

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hey is 4’ CIRCUMFERENCE that big?? Especially when you consider that he’s exaggerating??

Oh and he is a dumb fuck troll. He probably needs advice on sticking it in his wife’s rear end!

-Frankie
I’m a wholesale dealin papa, but I retail on the side.-Brownie McGhee

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Frankie wrote:

Well, I have been studiously avoiding posting in this thread, since the dude is an obvious troll, but now that you mention it, he is also a pencil-dick. 4" is nothing.

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Frankie:

spoke:

You two are just saying that because you have bad sex lives, you don’t exercise, and you have financial problems. I’m sure ol’ MM will back me up on that one.

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All right, now why in the hell am I seeing two of this thread now?

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hey ya’ll, I felt kinda hot today, an I had to wonder what it was, but then I realized it was all the ladies eyes beaming down on my BODY!!! cause im the BIG…BAD…BOOTY…DADDY…and im not just treasure, im built for pleasure!

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HAHAHA! Oh that is funny. First off, I never “attacked” you, I simply pointed out that women aren’t interested in excessively large penises.

You sound so much like the really cheesy guys who used to come into the club where I danced, with their pathetic singles bar pickup lines and over-rehearsed sales pitches. It was sad then, it’s sad now.

Speaking of people you don’t know… I see that you’re hypocritical enough to assume you know whether or not I’ve “had a real man”. I assure you, you aren’t one.

Ok, I’m done here. This little troll-boy really has no clue. He came here to brag about his penis and when he found out no one cared, he got defensive. It ceased to be entertaining somewhere around the 3rd post, and I’m finished.

–
“it’s all real”
“I KNEW IT!!!”
O p a l C a t
www.opalcat.com

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Ok, OpalCat, I visited your website, expecting you might look good, boy was I dissapointed, if I saw you at a club dancing I wouldn’t even throw pocket change at you. You’re not worthy enough to be one of my hoochies. so sorry :frowning:

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That font of wisdom Michael Masterson managed to scrawl

I think for the purposes of this little thread we can all agree that the appropriate definition of hoochies is “fantasies about Jenny McCarthy that always end up with me needing to use a kleenex to keep my mom from figuring out why I spend so much time alone in my bedroom.”

Voted Rookie of the Year in MPSIMs and the Pit, along with Best One-liners.
And I don’t plan on keeping this as my sig for long, just until the winning buzz wears off.

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Hey guys, thanks for participating in my psycological study; measuring response/reaction statistics towards an arrogant male and matching them with my predicted results. It was fun (and you guys thought I really was a dick!). :slight_smile:

~-MCM-~

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Wow, you must be telling the truth, seeing how well you can spell psychological and all…

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Guess what, sparky. I still do!

Winner, SDMB’s Biggest Chat Addict

“Only two things that’ll soothe my soul - cold beer and remote control.”

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Since we are not in the barbcue pit, I ask the following serious question: I agree that most women are not impressed by big salamis for male appendages and I believe that most men feel belittled when they watch pornos where it appears that the male porn stars have huge dicks. If so, why do the adult male stars have to have such big Johnsons?

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Eleanor Roosevelt