Does size really matter?

Does size matter? Hell yes! If it’s too big, I don’t even wanna see it! (And I wish people would stop posting these tree limbs to attract women on the net. If she needs that to make her happy, hand her a Louisville slugger and sell tickets!By the way guys, if ya have a pic posted anywhere on the net of just the “sausage”…lose it. All “sausages” are attached to a guy, we really don’t care what “it” looks like we’d rather see YOU.)
I like what I have called “user-friendly”. Big enough that you know it’s there but not big enough to cause pain/injury. In other words, average. (I prefer small side of average myself. Face it, it make oral sex so much easier!)

Oh dear I made the Oral Sex reference…anyone gonna do the MP thing and spank me now?<grin>

From my limited experience with the females of this fine country I’d say that mine being of average length and slightly larger circumfrence has always helped me out. Granted for the longest time I slept with an abominable snow bitch that eats children for breakfast. We only had a 6 month relationship but the sex overall lasted about 2 years. Who would she come to when she needed a fun time? Me thats who! Hehe I can’t help but brag about it. Anyways now that I’m in a committed relatioship with the boards own Kremit334 you all can ask her whether or not size is important she’ll be alot more honest than me :smiley:

I dunno what it is but my ex girlfriend said it best:

Long hurts when it hits the pelvic bone. Width fills every inch and makes the toes tingle.

I guess I am a width man. We once got totally hosed with her girlfriend and she told me to show it to the girl. (No nothing happened…dammit) But she said it was…uh…fatter.

I guess thats a compliment. Weird, but a compliment