Ron Jeremy mentions auto-fellatio in his autobiography. He can do it, but refuses to cum in his own mouth.
No, it makes you Plastic Man.
It is fortunate that the vast majority of men will never achieve this difficult feat. Can you imagine the repercussions? The paradigms which hold up entire industries would collapse. The GDP would nosedive. Streets would be half empty, filled only with content, single women going about their daily routine.
Only if biting your own fingernails makes you a cannibal.
Gosh. Now that you mention it, that could explain me.
… New and very bad visual image of why they call him the Hedgehog.
Of course it can be done. Here’s a fairly well-known guy who’s made a small industry out of his talent. Click the yellow link in the center of the page.
Good god…Terry Pratchett would kill me for what I’m doing to his song in my head…
There are special receptors in your mouth which, when activated by signals secreted from your penis will cause the switch to flip and you’ll catch the Gay. Recent research seems to implicate a similar mechanism in people born with the Gay, whereby their developing penis and tongue accidentally come into contact causing a signaling cascade resulting in the terrible affliction as well. We’re investigating whether such babies pay inordinate amounts of attention to Bravo.
Sorry.
This is a Great Debate? A Master Debate, maybe.
I’ve done it. I’m not gay.
It is possible if you are flexible and well hung. It is also extremely uncomfortable, enough so that it isn’t really an option for usual masturbatory activities. Now, if you are one of those freaks from the Insane c**ck bros videos, who happen to be around 14 in long, it might be easier of course.
Now, wait a sec. Aren’t we being a little hasty here?
If you’re sucking your own cock because you like the feel of lips around your cock, you’re probably not gay (but you might be.)
If you’re sucking your own cock because you like the feel of cock in your mouth…that *might *just signal something of the non-hetero about you.
What if you’re not gay but you’d do it if you could? Does that make you a gay wannabe?
What if you gave yourself a pearl necklace?
That sounds gayer.
I think it depends, at least somewhat, if you are wearing a little black cocktail dress when you recieve said pearls. If you are offering them to yourselve as a blandishment, then you regard yourself as a slut with exquisite taste (or maybe not, don’t have my universal translator handy, so what is “slut” in gayish?). After the fact, of course, it would be considered payment for services rendered, you ho.
Anyone who has done this is guilty of incest, pretty much by definition.
There’s no closer relation to you than yourself.
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consults Whooshmetron
remains puzzled due to ambiguous reads
Oh, what the hell.
I, for one, welcome our new Incest Overlords…
Andy Dick?
George Carlin, watching his dog lick his own balls: “If I could do that, I’d never have to leave the house.”