We would never use a term as offensive as “newfag”. We call our new people “newniggas”.
Hmmm… “regs” or “newfags”? Sounds like something people from Cali would say.
Don’t you start!
I see what you did there!
How come there is never a category for girlfag?? We are always left out of the equation. The Establishment has always operated as though lesbians don’t exist.
GIRLFAGS UNITE!!
lulz!
ROFL
I… uh… I think I’m a ‘Guest’.
Have been for a while.
Too cheap to spring for the membership, I guess.
Complaints about stupid language? Check.
Creative death threats? Check.
Oh, you’ll fit in just fine here.
As with any messageboard there are inevitably a few hidden mines you might step on - topics we’ve discussed endlessly, unwritten rules of etiquette, stupid board memes, posters with a “history” that everyone else understands, that sort of thing. Follow the board rules, especially the “don’t be a jerk” one (except in the BBQ Pit, where jerkishness is allowed) and you’ll be fine.
Me, I’m a mugwump.
I’'ll go get the goat.
I see you read the shooting script.
New posters with numerous infalmmatory posts will be viewed with suspicion. Also, in certain he-posted-she-posted arguments, people with a long history will get the benefit of the doubt among established users. Really, though, we welcome newcomers and judge posts by content, not reputation.
Where’s my Og-cursed pie, Lizard? (please note that we usually put user names in bold)
If you go to the General Questions forum, you can ask about how to obliterate people using laser guns and mirrors. You might find this to be more difficult than you assumed. You will be asked a lot of details about the type of laser gun and the number and type of mirrors, so be prepared for that. It might get side tracked by a discussion about trapping a laser beam between two mirrors, but eventually you will get in depth analysis of the obliteration process, along with suggestions for alternative obliteration methods.
I love this board.
I haven’t been here long enough to be anything but a Groupie.
(not the fish)
/heads off to GQ to learn how to laser leg hair with mirrors
No! And that’s the beauty of newfag. Anyone can be a newfag. Newfag is all inclusive and you might even say it unites us all as one people. Makes me wanna cry with joy it does.
Now go and enjoy my fellow newfags and may all your fag be new.
Mostly we’re oldfags.
Unless it’s a 1920’s style…
Never mind.
Well, we got…Trolls, Socks, Spammers, Semen Cookers, Tin-Foil Hatters, Evil Blimp Destroyers, One-Time 20 Minute Trenchers, 1920s Style Death Rayers, Goat Felchers, Charter Goat Felchers, Pie Bringers…oh, and Hi Opalists.
Nope, no Newfags here…what are those, BTW? Does Nabisco make them?
There is a thread in Great Debates about whether it is even possible to be a newfag unless you are a newborn and newborns don’t post much here. Lots of us think they were always that way and we break down the science to back up that assertion.