Doing Alphagene

Think he’ll check in, Chief?


“Bodie, I noticed you stopped stuttering.”
“I’ve been giving myself shock treatments.”
“Up the voltage.”
-Real Genius

What if we’ve already done Alphagene?


Formerly unknown as “Melanie”

Did he perfume himself beforehand, Sax?


“Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.” - George Carlin

Well, then, Sax, you have to tell us what kind of cologne/perfume/douche/household cleaning products he uses “down there”.


“Bodie, I noticed you stopped stuttering.”
“I’ve been giving myself shock treatments.”
“Up the voltage.”
-Real Genius

Dammit, Falcon! Stop stealing my thunder!


“Bodie, I noticed you stopped stuttering.”
“I’ve been giving myself shock treatments.”
“Up the voltage.”
-Real Genius

I think I can now safely predict that the Sequential Threads thread will outstrip Guy Stuff within the week.


Livin’ on Tums, Vitamin E and Rogaine

Oh, come on fellas, I really didn’t do him!
But I’ll let you know if I ever do - I’ll have a full report in MPSIMS the next day giving you every dirty or perfumed detail. I mean, isn’t it time someone else talked about his or her sex life for a change?


Formerly unknown as “Melanie”

::shaking head slowly::

Ya just had to go here.

Woohoo! Beat Flyp to the sarcastic comment! ::victory dance::


“Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.” - George Carlin

Hey, you said, “If I had the balls…”

Well, I had the balls.

Falcon, this town ain’t big enough for the both of us…
DRAW!


“Bodie, I noticed you stopped stuttering.”
“I’ve been giving myself shock treatments.”
“Up the voltage.”
-Real Genius

::Falcon draws a gun on a piece of paper, a la Bugs Bunny::

How’s that?


“Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.” - George Carlin

You been eatin’ onions!

(I will be most impressed if you can furnish the next line.)


“Bodie, I noticed you stopped stuttering.”
“I’ve been giving myself shock treatments.”
“Up the voltage.”
-Real Genius

Flyp’s resume:

I have balls.

Alas, Flyp…I cannot produce the next line. Guess that means ya ran me out of town…

::slinks off towards the door, muttering:: Well, at least I could beat him in music trivia…


“Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.” - George Carlin

Actually, that’s just my favorite pick-up line.


“Bodie, I noticed you stopped stuttering.”
“I’ve been giving myself shock treatments.”
“Up the voltage.”
-Real Genius

I just want to know who was ‘doing’ alphagene last night in the chat room.