“National Front sounds too Fascist! We need to pick another name for PR purposes!”
“How about National Rally? That doesn’t have any Fascist connotations!”
McRonalds, it’s right there!
I wonder if we’ll be guessing at the author of that note for 30 years the same way that our parents were guessing whether Alexander Hague was “Deep Throat” or not.
Clever. 
“Haig”.
You say “ambition”, I say “rendition”.
Let’s fuel the plane so he can take off… 
( Somewhere… along some nameless two lane highway in MD… somebody just got a hardon. )
Uh, Okay? I dunno. Didn’t get a word of that, but if a BJ is involved, I guess I’m up.
Colbert claimed to have a copy of it. It said:
I’ll give you 2-million dollars if you pardon me,
Can you loan me 2-million dollars?
Good for him…!
( I know I didn’t write that )