Donald Trump is the biggest asshole ever. (Rosie v. The Donald)

What can I say in rebuttal to that accusation that would be more pathetic than somebody spending part of their Christmas defending a witless ad-hom attack? Nothing, so enjoy the rest of the holidays.

You know, the way the Donald routinely reacts to criticism, you’d think he’s afraid he’ll lose status if he doesn’t defend his honor fiercely. Someone needs to take him aside and explain: Look, Donald, you’re not a household name because people respect you. You’re a household name because people want to be like you. Not the same thing at all, at all. (I mean, I’ve got no respect for Hitler, but I’d sure like me some absolute power over an industrialized nation and vast armies of fanatics ready to kill or to die for my personal neurotic obsessions. Who wouldn’t? :slight_smile: )

If I had to be as unpleasant and wear that big comb-over thing every day, I couldn’t handle being Donald Trump.

I dont want to be like him at all, I just want his bank balance. If it’s a package deal, I’ll pass.

And the part about deciding how to discipline Miss USA for making out with Miss Teen USA.

I hope you were being sarcastic. If not, let me go on record as saying that I neither respect him nor do I want to be like him. He disgusts me on just about every level imaginable.

More in the nature of “kidding on the square” . . . I mean, why do you think the Donald is a cover-of-People-level celeb? How many real estate developers achieve that distinction?

I was saying the press conference with the shag-er-ific Miss USA was a publcity stunt. His tussle with Rosie is just embarassing.

Trump is that guy that has done a lot for himself, but deep down inside, he still wishes he was a rock star. Thing is, he’s not. He’s a business man that has inserted himself into to his own game show. He’s a self promoter for sure, but he’ll never be as sexy as he wants to be. There’s a lot of inadequacy there. And that is sad.

because he’s a self promoter and a cartoon. maybe people want the things he has, but why would anyone want to be like him?

Why is Paris Hilton or Brittney Spears? Because they’re making public idiots of themselves. This is infamy, not fame. Bin Laden has been on the covers of Time and Newsweek. Doesn’t mean people want to be like him.

If you must use round numbers then I’m a perfect 6.0 on the Kinsey Scale and even I think that sounds hot (“Gotta go discipline the coked up bicurious beauty queen for diddlin’ with an underaged bicurious beauty queen… back in a whackawhackawokkachukka.”)

Question!

So Rosie posted one of her disjointed blogs in regard to this whole thing that’s going on. Cite.

In response, Donald is quoted as saying:

So, my question is- is he threatening her? “She’s got a death wish.” I mean, thems are some pretty strong words from someone like him.

I can’t see him meaning a literal death wish. Just a warning that if you face me, you will lose.

Here’s how Rosie could shut this down real quick.
The wife/girlfriend who is raising the kids with her, need only to call a press conference, and state that she is in fear of herself and her kids being kidnapped by the Donalds henchmen. The man certainly has the money means to put it into play. During the 6PM news broadcast, she only needs to cry a little and be seen hugging the kids real tight.
And, a restraining order against him coming within a thousand feet of her and Rosie.
He wants to threaten, they have to do the same.

wish i had
my three minutes back
qatched the vid

bad hair
big mouth
mean spirited

and her
a lumberjack
in lipstick
sit and spin yourself

bag of wind meet
bag of wind
please do not
jack each other off
in public

poem is funnier
without typo

At least we finally learn why Donald Trump was put on this earth–to make Rosie O’Donnell look good by comparison.