Donald Trump is the biggest asshole ever. (Rosie v. The Donald)

[QUOTE=Ellis Dee]
It would only SEEM that way to a retarded, knee-jerk reactionary douchebag.
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What can I say in rebuttal to that accusation that would be more pathetic than somebody spending part of their Christmas defending a witless ad-hom attack? Nothing, so enjoy the rest of the holidays.

You know, the way the Donald routinely reacts to criticism, you’d think he’s afraid he’ll lose status if he doesn’t defend his honor fiercely. Someone needs to take him aside and explain: Look, Donald, you’re not a household name because people respect you. You’re a household name because people want to be like you. Not the same thing at all, at all. (I mean, I’ve got no respect for Hitler, but I’d sure like me some absolute power over an industrialized nation and vast armies of fanatics ready to kill or to die for my personal neurotic obsessions. Who wouldn’t? :slight_smile: )

[QUOTE=BrainGlutton]
You know, the way the Donald routinely reacts to criticism, you’d think he’s afraid he’ll lose status if he doesn’t defend his honor fiercely. Someone needs to take him aside and explain: Look, Donald, you’re not a household name because people respect you. You’re a household name because people want to be like you. Not the same thing at all, at all. (I mean, I’ve got no respect for Hitler, but I’d sure like me some absolute power over an industrialized nation and vast armies of fanatics ready to kill or to die for my personal neurotic obsessions. Who wouldn’t? :slight_smile: )
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If I had to be as unpleasant and wear that big comb-over thing every day, I couldn’t handle being Donald Trump.

I dont want to be like him at all, I just want his bank balance. If it’s a package deal, I’ll pass.

[QUOTE=pseudotriton ruber ruber]
If I had to be as unpleasant and wear that big comb-over thing every day, I couldn’t handle being Donald Trump.

I dont want to be like him at all, I just want his bank balance. If it’s a package deal, I’ll pass.
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And the part about deciding how to discipline Miss USA for making out with Miss Teen USA.

[QUOTE=BrainGlutton]
Look, Donald, you’re not a household name because people respect you. You’re a household name because people want to be like you.
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I hope you were being sarcastic. If not, let me go on record as saying that I neither respect him nor do I want to be like him. He disgusts me on just about every level imaginable.

[QUOTE=PunditLisa]
I hope you were being sarcastic.
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More in the nature of “kidding on the square” . . . I mean, why do you think the Donald is a cover-of-People-level celeb? How many real estate developers achieve that distinction?

[QUOTE=Starving Artist]
I thought you were of the opinion that it was a childish temper tantrum. So which was it? A childish display of temper or a publicity stunt designed to put her in her place, defend his financial record, alert others what to expect if they fuck with him (a sound and practical approach, btw, lest one is fond of being endlessly bullied), and to drum up publicity for his t.v. show and hotel/resort/office businesses?
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I was saying the press conference with the shag-er-ific Miss USA was a publcity stunt. His tussle with Rosie is just embarassing.

Trump is that guy that has done a lot for himself, but deep down inside, he still wishes he was a rock star. Thing is, he’s not. He’s a business man that has inserted himself into to his own game show. He’s a self promoter for sure, but he’ll never be as sexy as he wants to be. There’s a lot of inadequacy there. And that is sad.

[QUOTE=BrainGlutton]
More in the nature of “kidding on the square” . . . I mean, why do you think the Donald is a cover-of-People-level celeb? How many real estate developers achieve that distinction?
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because he’s a self promoter and a cartoon. maybe people want the things he has, but why would anyone want to be like him?

[QUOTE=BrainGlutton]
More in the nature of “kidding on the square” . . . I mean, why do you think the Donald is a cover-of-People-level celeb? How many real estate developers achieve that distinction?
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Why is Paris Hilton or Brittney Spears? Because they’re making public idiots of themselves. This is infamy, not fame. Bin Laden has been on the covers of Time and Newsweek. Doesn’t mean people want to be like him.

[QUOTE=saoirse]
And the part about deciding how to discipline Miss USA for making out with Miss Teen USA.
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If you must use round numbers then I’m a perfect 6.0 on the Kinsey Scale and even I think that sounds hot (“Gotta go discipline the coked up bicurious beauty queen for diddlin’ with an underaged bicurious beauty queen… back in a whackawhackawokkachukka.”)

Question!

So Rosie posted one of her disjointed blogs in regard to this whole thing that’s going on. Cite.

[QUOTE=Rosie]
so what happens
when u say the emperor has no clothes
the comb over goes ballistic
via phone to mr king

choices
every minute
every day
everyone

i imagine it is interesting
as celeb feuds tend 2 b
so here r my thoughts

didnt watch
didnt u tube
restrict

i have no time 2 make art now
i am only off friday
which is never enuf
to detox

the pipes get full
bits of sludge
clog the flow

so tiny books
now
express in torn images
my inside

i was raised reading ms magazine
i remember the burning of bras
as women demanded equality
in unison

beauty pageants
where women were paraded around
judged valuable or not
by old white men

it is always old white men

they added a talent portion
and gave away college degrees
they evolved - beauty pageants
and eventually - nearly faded away
for good

remember the seventies

a young girl in nyc
meets a pimp
he cons her into a life of illusion
she works for him

no fun - no fucking - no future
she is owned
when she sneaks out -
to party the night away
he freaks

he roughs her up a bit
shames her in front of the others
teaches her to behave
for his own benefit

and just when we lost all hope
cagney and lacey showed up
they cuff the pimp
they free the girl

marybeth and christine
would never
be friends with a pimp

this is reality tv
like it or not
same same same
as vivi says
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In response, Donald is quoted as saying:

[QUOTE=Donald]
“Rosie got mentally beaten up by me, because she’s a mental midget, a low-life. I think she’s got a death wish. It’s too bad a degenerate is able to get away with things like that.”
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So, my question is- is he threatening her? “She’s got a death wish.” I mean, thems are some pretty strong words from someone like him.

I can’t see him meaning a literal death wish. Just a warning that if you face me, you will lose.

Here’s how Rosie could shut this down real quick.
The wife/girlfriend who is raising the kids with her, need only to call a press conference, and state that she is in fear of herself and her kids being kidnapped by the Donalds henchmen. The man certainly has the money means to put it into play. During the 6PM news broadcast, she only needs to cry a little and be seen hugging the kids real tight.
And, a restraining order against him coming within a thousand feet of her and Rosie.
He wants to threaten, they have to do the same.

wish i had
my three minutes back
qatched the vid

bad hair
big mouth
mean spirited

and her
a lumberjack
in lipstick
sit and spin yourself

bag of wind meet
bag of wind
please do not
jack each other off
in public

poem is funnier
without typo

At least we finally learn why Donald Trump was put on this earth–to make Rosie O’Donnell look good by comparison.