So I decide to pick my SO up from her train stop the other day. It’s about a mile away walking and I figured I’d keep her company since the weather was good.
On my way there I start picking up on the looks I’m getting from girls. They look, they stare, some smile. Sweet! I’m thinking, man, I’m hot stuff look at these girls they can’t stop gawking at the eye candy. And it just keeps happening every time a girl walks by, and a lot are walking by since they’re coming back from work. I also notice a few guys look my way and there is a strange look on their faces. Don’t be playa haters! I think as I strut my stuff with confidence.
More girls walk by, more looks. Now I’m a little worried. Let’s face it, I’m not that good looking. I might get the occasional look, but I’ve been putting on some weight and I’m not 21 anymore. But what the heck, I’m enjoying the attention anyway.
I finally arrive at the train station and my SO comes running towards me. Awww, what a cutie, she must see the hunk she’s with and simply must run towards me!
She grabs me, in hysterics, and turns me around. “Your fly is total open and you’re practically dangling!”.
Damn.
