Don't Bump This Thread!

How many four letter words rhyme with BUMP? Let’s see… dump, Gump, hump, jump, lump, pump, rump, sump. Not many.

Ever have a case of the mump?

Don’t mump this thread.

Sump! I like that word. But, otherwise ‘bump’.

(Stump)

Sump pump! It’s a two-for-one bump.

Bump the sump pump; make it dump a lump on my rump.

I got a yellow jacket sting on my arm this morning. You should see the ‘BUMP’ it’s crazy big. At least ping-pong ball size. Ouch.

*I got a yellow jacket sting, and it hurts like the dickens,
Bump City here we come,
It’s swelling up bad; I hope I don’t sicken,
Bump City here we come,
Well, to get through this, I’ll need Novocaine,
'Cause dammit, don’t you know that I’m in pain!

And we’re going to Bump City, 'cause it’s means more fun…*

Gump’s jumps bumps the sumps pumps; makes them dumps lumps on Trump’s rump’s humps.

I rode my bike today. I thought it would be a smooth ride, but I hit a few bumps.

Four score and seven bumps ago…

Keep
Calm
and
Bump on!

We shall bump on the beaches, we shall bump on the landing grounds, we shall bump in the fields and in the streets, we shall bump in the hills; we shall never surrender…

When in the course of Doper bumps…

I feel a slump,
Nah, it’s a bump.

John, by the grace of God, king of England, lord of Ireland, duke of Normandy and Aquitaine, and count of Anjou, to the archbishops, bishops, abbots, earls, barons, justiciars, foresters, sheriffs, stewards, servants, and to all his bailiffs and faithful subjects, bump.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. Which lead to a whole lot of bumps.

I grow weary of the continual bumping of this thread.

The needs of many outweighs the needs of the bump…

Bump again.