That doesn’t sound good, Panache. Sounds bumpin’ awful, in fact.
Hope things work out well for both your living room ceiling and your wallet.
Thanks, Spoons. I’m calling bumpin’ Roto Rooter tomorrow, see if they have an alternative.
Keep us posted, Panache. I’m no plumber, but I am interested in hearing how things work out. You folks were great when I had my fridge problem.
Oh, and bump.
I’ll keep you posted of my bumpin’ woes, Spoons.
Bumped to say, thanks, Panache!
I should actually go out today and see if a street legend reading “BUMP” was installed properly.
Just too damn busy to bump here today. Maybe tomorrow?
I can’t bump today either.
I can, so–bump!
It was two street legends. And they were both positioned (and spelled) properly. The legends are the result of a complaint of cars hitting the bump while going too fast and the sound annoying a nearby resident, along with an unworkable suggestion about moving the warning sign, and I suspect the whole thing was a continuation of drama during the neighborhood traffic calming meetings.
End of story: the street now says BUMP.
I like a sign warning me of a ‘BUMP’
A street with bumps, and signs warning of those bumps; is better than a street with bumps, and no signs warning of those bumps.
Signs warning of bumps where there are no bumps are better than bumps without warning signs.
Is a bump in every direction the same as no bump at all?
3 bumps make a right turn.
I guess you didn’t get the point, Beck. 
Oh, woe am I! On top of everything else I’ve got a bumpin’ cold, the first one in 15 years. I surmise I caught it from one of the bumpin’ plumbers who were here.
Ooo, sorry. Hope you feel better soon, panache45. Here’s a bump for a quick recovery!
I really like the sign sometimes used when there’s more than one speed bump ahead. It’s UNDULATIONS.
Kleenex is my bumpin’ BFF. I feel like shuffling off this bumpin’ mortal coil.