I awoke this morning to the sound of my cat horking up a bumpin’ hairball. Lovely.
As long as you didn’t bumpin’ step in it.
Did anyone but me realize Friday February Fourteenth is one of the few bumping alliterate dates?
The ol’ bumpin’ turtle in Pogo, Churchy La Femme, used to get worried when Friday, the Thirteenth, fell on a Thursday.
I’d bumpin’ worry too if that happened.
Bumpin’ calendars!
Bumpin’ Mondays!! Kinda glad it’s nearly over.
But for some people, tomorrow will be like a bumpin’ Monday.
So it’ll be a bumpin’ Tuesday?
Got a few things done this weekend. Bump.
Got more than a few bumpin’ things done this weekend. And more bumpin’ things left to do.
Bump. Because this thread needed one.
Bump. Just because.
Almost awake. Bump.
True fact: Suzanne M. Bump is the current Massachusetts State Auditor. You think maybe she heard a few jokes about her name as a kid? Ba-dump-bump.
So you’re saying she might have had a bumpy childhood?
Just bumped this thread to ask, why’s everybody been sitting quiet as a bump on a log?
That question gives me goose bumps.
I’ve had bumpy response time on the Dope.
It’s bumpin’ me off!! 
Yeah, today’s an especially bumpy day. :mad: