Don't Bump This Thread!

Just did some yard work, in spite of my bumpin’ back and knees.

Don’t bump this thread? This one here? Okay.

Nice non-bump, Biffster!

Oh, wait…

To bump the unbumpable thread –
To fight the unbumpable foe –

Eastbound and down, loaded up and bumpin’,
Oh, we gonna do what they say can’t be done.
We’ve got a long way to go, and a short time to get there,
I’m eastbound, just watch ol’ Bumpdit run…

No bumps today?

I’m out of bumps for now.

But you’ll have bumps for tomorrow?

To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow, bumps in this petty pace from day to day.

Been there, bumped that (post 3280.) Maybe we should stop bumping this thread and just let it die a natural death? Nah.

Bumped to point out that this was in Post 1.

So we’re back to Post 1? This has all been a bumpin’ waste?

No, see, the original idea had been that we were trying not to bump the thread… Oh, never mind. Bump.

I’ll bump til that last one standing (:))

Must … refrain … from … bumping!

Nope, can’t do it. Bump.

I’m not bumping at all today.

I may have missed some days, but I got stuff done at work.

Bump.

I’ve been bumping, and also got work done.

Why not? Friday afternoon bump.

Bump to the moon and back.