Everybody okay? Nobody got bumped too hard?
Nobody wants to bump too high, do they?
You take the high bump and I’ll take the low bump, and I’ll bump in Scotland afore ye.
It’ll take a lot more than that to bump me to Scotland.
This is virtual reality. I can bump myself to the moon and back. BUMP!
Time for another bump, I think.
They say we shouldn’t wait for the right time anymore. Bump.
I just looked out the window and thought I saw a cute kitty crossing the street. Turned out to be a bumpin’ skunk.
Several birds were bumping around. Bump, bump.
Looks like we’re in for a bumpin’ rainstorm.
Bumping sunshine here.
Well, I was wrong. We didn’t get a bumpin’ rainstorm–we got a bumpin’ hailstorm!
Another bumpin’ hot (but beautiful) day.
Okay, let me be more precise:
Partly cloudy
Temperature: 31C
Precipitation: 20%
Humidity: 48%
Wind: 13 km/h
Time: for a new bump. 
Okay, here’s a new bump.
And here’s fresh one. 
Those bumps are stale by now.
Fresh bump!
Aside to Panache: did you lose interest in the “Count to a Million” thread?
Sorry, it fell through the cracks. I just posted in it, but it doesn’t show in the “Last Post” listings.