Hump day, bump day.
Almost bank account bump day!
Tomorrow’s my first face-to-face medical appointment since this bumpin’ pandemic started.
That reminds me–I should call my dentist. Bump.
No time to bump today - sorry. Gotta run.
Friday Bump!
Work week over! Nearly.
Bump.
Careful – don’t wanna bump into the next week!
Aaarrrrhhh, it’s Talk Like a Bumpin’ Pirate Day, mateys.
Yarrr! Be it that day again? Let’s celebrrrrrrate with a fine bump!
Happy Anniversary, Spoons! 
And happy last bumpin’ day of summer. 
Thanks, Panache! I was so busy celebrating that I forgot to bump. So … bump!
Happy bumpin’ autumnal equinox.
Is it that time already?
Bump.
It’s the beginning of the end. Soon we’ll be complaining about all the bumpin’ snow.
Well, we can recycle all our complaints about the snow from last bumpin’ winter.
Wednesday bump, y’all.
Another hump day bump day.
Have to remember to take out the trash.
Bump.
Heh. Forgot to take out the trash. Oh well, another bumpin’ week.