The weekend is almost over. Bump.
Oh, it’s bumpin’ Pearl Harbor Day.
Bump. Because the thread needed it.
Tonight is the earliest bumpin’ sunset of the year.
Dang. I’m falling behind on my bumping!
I know. I need to bake more cookies. Then I can bump about the cookies.
Mmm, cookies.
Bump.
Tell us what kind of cookies when you bump! Bump.
I wish I could still eat cookies.
Bump.
A bump, just because.
Bump.
Well, first there were the molasses cookies. The old Betty Crocker recipe calls them ginger snaps, but they’re soft and don’t include enough ginger to make them bitey, so I can’t make myself call them that.
Next there were the mint chocolate chip cookies. Take the Toll House recipe and at the end add green food coloring and mint flavoring. Maybe use less vanilla if you think that interferes. Cook them a minute less than normal. If they get completely browned, you won’t see the green.
Did a double batch of those. Green cookies with nice chocolate bumps.
Bump, bump me, do. 
You know I bump you.
I’ll always be true,
So ple-ee-ee-eeeease bump me do! 
A rainy Saturday bump.
We had rain yesterday and last night, but it’s just overcast right now. Yesterday’s rain was polite. Whenever I had to go outside, it was only a drizzle. But it was harder from time to time and overnight it was raindrops bumping on the roof.
A Saturday evening bump.
In other words, a Saturday evening post. 
Bump.
Then out spake brave Horatius,
The Captain of the Gate:
“To every man upon this earth
Bump cometh soon or late.
And how can man bump better
Than facing fearful odds,
For the ashes of his fathers,
And the temples of his Gods.”
That bumps him off but good.
Excellent, Yllaria!
Oh, and bump.
An Ides of December bump.
Well, whaddaya know? It is the ides of December.
Bump.