Don't Bump This Thread!

I refuse to bump this thread today. I’m sorry, but I just won’t.

No you dinnit! Bump, i mean.

Strewth! What a relief.

Might as well face it; you’re addicted to bump.

Yep, that bump-y monkey’s in my back.

You know, this floor used to be wood. But, I had it changed. Valentino said there’s nothing like tile for a bump.

Rudolph, is that you?

Women are not in love with me but with the picture of me on the screen. I am merely the canvas upon which the women paint their dreams.

I swoon!
I may need a fainting couch.

I can’t believe you people are still at this. It’s sooo immature. What kind of person participates in a thread like this, anyway?

It’s so cold today, my goosebumps got goosebumps.

“Trees and power lines will go down with near-certainty,” says Ryan Walbrun, a meteorologist with the National Weather Service Bay Area. “Stuff will be flying around the city. Scaffolding will be coming off buildings. Trees falling on cars and houses and everything.”

Dang, that’s an apocalyptic forecast. I’d move.

The powerful winter storm that hit the Bay Area on Friday was not as strong as previously anticipated, and the Bay Area was mostly spared from widespread damage.

Oh, man. I thought you were kidding. Glad alls well that ends well.

A low-pressure system diving down from the Northwest is forecast to deliver a heavy dose of unsettled weather to the Bay Area Monday night into Tuesday morning with thunderstorms, hail, heavy downpours and sudden bursts of wind all in the mix.

Snow is also in the forecast with accumulation of a couple inches at elevations as low as 1,500 feet and snow flurries as low as 500 feet possible.

Hey! Here in S. Arkansas it was 71°F today. Don’t know what this is a precursor to. It’s likely to be bad. I hope the skies don’t get bumpy.

Seems to be a bumpin’ slump. Maybe we should just let this thread die.

Naw, I’d suggest it’s the midwinter blahs. I was shovelling snow today. The shovel hit a bump and gut-punched me. I didn’t feel like doing much after that.

Bumping this thread is my passion.:slight_smile: