Jeremiah was a bumpfrog …
What? It’s just “Joy to the World,” after all.
Bumpy, it’s cold outside…
Bump the halls with boughs of holly …
Walking in a bumpy wonderland…
Up on the housetop, bump-bump-bump…
Now I’m hearing The Chipmunks: Christbump, Christbump time is near . . .
So deck those halls, trim those trees
Raise up bumps of Christmas cheer
I just need to catch my breath,
Christmas bumps for all this year!
The twelve things at Christmas that’s such a pain to me,
Singing Christmas carols,
Stale TV specials,
Batteries not included,
Finding parking spaces,
Whining little kids,
The Salvation Army,
Facing my in-laws,
Five months of bills!
Sending Christmas cards,
Hangovers,
Rigging up the lights,
and finding a Christmas bump.
Come, they told me, bump, bump a-bump bump,
The newborn King to see, bump, bump a-bump bump…
I heard the bumps on Christmas Day…
A congratulatory bump for @SunUp for “The Twelve Bumps of Christmas”!
I’ll take that bump but bump it along to Bob Rivers, the guy who wrote and produced it (and supplied the voice of the “rigging up the lights” guy).
Keep on bumping…
All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Bumps
Cracking-up bump.
Angels We Have Bumped on High…
Jingle bumps, jingle bumps, jingle bumps rock …
Rise Up, Shepherd, and Bump…
A winter solstice bump. About six more weeks until Groundhog Day.
And the daylight hours will be getting longer. Today, in my location, we’re looking at about 7 hours and 45 minutes between sunup and sundown.
Bump.
yawn
Didn’t see my shadow. Back to sleep.
Bump.