Don't Bump This Thread!

After a drought winter, apparently spring is giving us a snowpack. (California)

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Highs in the 80s this weekend, no rain.

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Tomorrow, beer 'n bullshit with the boys at the sports bar. Sunday, the track, for horse racing. Life is good.

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I need to take a machete to my desk.

Bump.

An “I’m so tired I can barely blink” bump.

A Barbra Streisand’s 80th birthday bump.

Is this the forum for very attractive people?

…oh, I see that it isn’t. Sorry, I’ll look elsewhere.

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Oh, look. Another week.

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Too tired to bump.

I broke even at the track on Sunday. Kentucky Derby on May 7. Looking forward to it!

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I don’t bet on anything except life itself.

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Has anyone seen my cat, Stinky? No? Not in here? Nevermind.

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Just kicking back, watching a baseball game.

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No bumps in two weeks? You’re all slipping.

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Other things are slipping, too. Bump.

Oops.

Bumpers, left aisle. Slippers, aisle 3.

That was, in the words of Inspector Clouseau, a boomp.

I was all ready to post about how we had been winning this thread game for two whole weeks.

Oh, and I need a bump. Hmmmm…

Bump Wills played second base for the Rangers and Cubs back in the 70’s and 80’s.

A bump, just because.

A Thursday morning bump.