An after midnight bump.
It was Friday, but I didn’t get plants. Next week, I guess.
Bump.
Bumpin like a baby stretching out in the womb.
What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another tectonic plate?
Sorry, my fault.
Bump
Ouch!
It’s been hitting the mid to high nineties for the last few days. In past years I’ve had trouble with potted tomato plants drying out. So I’m experimenting with watering them with ice cubes.
A bump to groan at Tibby’s pun.
A 3 a.m. bump.
Never take geological puns for granite.
Bump.
Tibby’s pun reminds me of the time I threw a party up in the Hollywood Hills, with all kinds of notable celebrities from the world of TV and movies. Everyone was out on the back lawn when we had a sudden earthquake. A giant fissure opened up and swallowed everyone on the lawn.
Fortunately I had a way to recoup my losses from all the damage. I wrote a book about the event.
Titled it The Stars In Our Fault.
I’ll show myself out after that bump.
Another groan, another bump.
“—If this is less than a thousand years old, I’m a thrust fault.” Digger (the wombat) quote. Man, I love that webcomic.
Friday afternoon bump.
A 3:21 a.m. bump.
It’s nice that Monday’s a holiday.
Bump.
Experimenting with a new potato salad recipe.
Bump.
Mmmm … potato salad.
Bump.
Fun Feline Fact: cats have a survival rate of ~90% from falls out of high-rise apartment buildings. They survive best from falls below 5 stories and above 9 stories.
Bump
Know how to make medieval potato salad? Use any combination of carrots, parsnips, turnips, and/or rutabagas instead of potatoes using your favorite potato salad recipe. Well, mayonnaise isn’t medieval, but oil, vinegar, and mustard are.
Bump.
That actually sounds pretty good. Have you ever had it?
Bump.
Made it many times, with different recipes. But then, I’ve been to more medieval pot lucks than most people.
Bump.