What on Earth bumped me up early this morning?
I don’t know, but something bumped me up early as well.
Oh, and bump.
I bumpled out of bed late this morning. Today is a day off, so that’s okay.
Had a great weekend.
Bump.
Oh gawd, it’s almost September. Who bumped the calendar?
It was only bumped three days. Really.
Bump.
Yes, but a long weekend is coming up.
Bump.
I forgot about that. That’s going to give me a three day week, next week. (The city closes every other Friday.)
Bump.
There are too many people committing threadbumpery here.
Yes. Yes there are. [Diabolical laugh.]
Bump.
Um, it’s down to a one day week. The school one of my granddaughters attends is having a Grandparents Day and I’m invited. They’re far enough away that I took two days off.
I’m supposed to bring an old photograph or “artifact”. I have a big yellow traffic bump that I could bring.
So many bumps, so little time…
You guys should just stop this. We’re s’posed to stop bumping. I think it’s in the rules.
They’re more like guidelines.
I would call them hints.
I was going to say that they are suggestions.
Bump.
Well, we sometimes get suggestive, too, so that fits.
Bump.
And sometimes we get fits.
Bumpety bump.
And sometimes we fete gits.
Bump.
… and if we fits, we sits.
bump