Don't Bump This Thread!

Made it through the weekend, so I deserve to treat myself to a … bump.

I have discovered that I am not a lumper. You can post in the bump or don’t bump thread if you like. I like to keep those things separate.

Bump.

Beware the Ides of March!

Bump.

March forth, march forth!

Bump.

Bumpity bump

April Fools! Wait, no, that’s not today, is it. Can you un-bump?

Guess not. Bump.

C’mon folks, only two bumps in the last month! We’re winning, let’s keep it up!

Oh. Wait.

Bump.

34% chance of rain Friday morning.

Wait. That’s not a bump. That’s a forecast.

Bump-a-dee-doo-dah, bump-a-dee-ay!

Can one discuss the rules of cribbage in this thread? I ask this entirely as a procedural question as opposed to a ham-handed thread bump.

A special Feud thread bump, to commemorate the attention-getting recent thread bumps for the Feud thread. If you haven’t played yet, give it a go! We need one more player to make 50!

Oh, and bump.

A didn’t-make-it-unbumped-for-a-month bump.

Unbuckle your seatbelts – it’s not gonna be a bumpy ride.

Oh, what the hell.

Bump.

So there!

Memorial Bump.

Oh, my. I nearly forgot to not bump this thread.

Oooooh, almost June! Bump.

I had a really good and valid reason for bumping this thread. However, I seem to have forgotten what that was.

This thread bump feels like the longest and slowest train wreck ever. So Boooooooooooooooooooooomp…

Sumer is icumen in,
Loude sing cuckou!

Gotta remember to do that bump next week.