Hey folks, we’re winning! It’s been almost two months since this thread was bumped…
ummm…
Oh, well.
Have faith. We’ll eventually do it.
Bump.
…and then all of the reporters were EJECTED!!!
Oh wait, do I have the right thread?
Did they come down bump?
I will not eat green eggs and rump,
I will not eat them, so I bump,
I will not eat them with a toad,
I will not eat them on the road,
I will not eat them, though you goad,
I will not eat that heavy load,
I will not eat green eggs and rump,
I will not eat them, so I bump.
Oh, well done!
… doesn’t even need another bump right after all that!
After realizing that bump rhymes with Trump I have suddenly a very bad feeling concerning this bump! Like if I just did something I should not have.
That bump was weird.
Eh. Not the weirdest bump we’ve ever had.
I know, you’re not supposed to say anything on this thread, but this is important: as Pogo’s friend Churchy used to say, Friday, the Thirteenth, falls on a Friday this month!
You can say what you want in this thread, just so long as you don’t bump it.
It’s only been 4 days? Seems like longer.
I don’t want Trump for president, but I don’t want someone to bump him off either.
Well, that’s why we have this thread. It fits all our bumping needs.
Then you should have posted here!
I would have not bumped, but I was feeling transgressive. And this is about as transgressive as I get.
Bump.
As you command, so mote it be, Effendi !
A pre-Halloween bump.
Has this thread bump-bought any mini candy to give out? Have they made a bumping costume?
Maybe they could buy paste-on decals – you know, bumper stickers.
I’ll go now. Bump.
But wouldn’t that make the recipients the bump-ees?
Oops. Bump.