I don’t feel like following directions.
Bump.
So, what are the rules concerning bumping a thread after three days?
It’s okay.
Bump.
It’s sort of like the 5-second rule. Leave the thread un-bumped too long and it gets cooties.
Bump.
A bump to prevent cooties.
At first glance, I though you said cookies. I am relieved to find that it is not so.
Bump.
To bump or not to bump, I can’t make my mind up.
Just checking in.
Must be that 30-day month. People have to realize that November is over and it’s time to bump again.
Wait, it’s the 4th alredy?
Bump.
Strange that Santa did not come to bump.
I am posting here with the express intent to say something of importance and not to merely bump this silly thread.
I am not sure you succeeded.
Bumpity-bump-bump, bumpity-bump-bump,
Look at Frosty go,
Bumpity-bump-bump, bumpity-bump-bump,
O’er the fields of snow!
It’s bumpin’ 2025 already. Jeez. Remember those old movies where the passage of time is indicated by pages flying off a calendar? Grump, bump.
Another year, another transgressive bump:
Bump.
Ah, yes, the New Year Bump! Almost missed it.
Same here, so first bump (for me) of 2025.
Came here for the Super Bowl, realized we have gone an entire month between bumps! Awesome!
Until, you know, bump.
Am I the only person who looked at this Super Bowl’s roman numerals and thought: “Is that pronounced licks?”
Bump.
14 minutes later does not count as a bump, does it? OK, never mind. nm. I’ll come back another day.