He who bumps and runs away
Lives to bump another day!
Um, bump.
Well, we’ve gone at least a month now.
Bump.
Happy Pi Day bump.
(Is a month the longest we’ve gone?)
Almost two months, once, last year.
Who spoiled it? Gee, I don’t know, must be some rando poster…
I’m afraid of bumping the thread so I’m just gonna nudge it slightly.
Tilt!
slightly, he said… sigh!
Lemme try wiggling the thread.
Did you jiggle the handle?
Tweaking this thread once again.
With all the tweaking and bumping, something’s gonna come loose.
Bump, by the way.
Bump! Ah-hahahaha! Scampers off into the night.
Doot da doot doot dooo 
…Oh, hi there.
Bump Oops, pardon my wheelchair.
Bump. Take that, OP!
Bump. I blame peer pressure.
Me too. I wasn’t going to bump, but now that everyone’s doing it…
I’ve never been one to mindlessly follow the herd by bumping. No. In my case it’s intended in a very ironically sophisticated way. Bump.
Oh, sure, Cardi. And I suppose if all your sophisticated friends ironically jumped out of a window, you’d do it to. Bump.
Pmub!
A reverse bump for a change.
Wouldn’t a reverse bump push the thread down? Brilliant!