Bump again!
Oh, no! Wrong thread!
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Stands up too quickly and bumps head on thread. Ow!
Oops.
What have you done??
I guess they bumped the thread.
Oh. Ok then.
Is that all you can say? They bumped the thread that is never supposed to be bumped, and you say, “Oh, Ok?” Where’s your sense of…I dunno, morality or something…something… Never mind. Forget I said anything.
I seem to have bumped the thread again.
I’ll bump the other thread then, when I find it.
I am very forgiving.
Now I’ve got that song stuck in my head.
Don’t tug on Superman’s cape. Don’t spit into the wind.
I’m sure Don’t bump this thread is in there, somewhere.
The thread’s name is Jim. And now I’ve messed around with it.
Looks like we scared away all those nasty people from bumping the thread! Oh, wait.
I refuse to bump this thread,
I will not bump it, Fred I said,
I will not bump it from my house,
I will not bump it for a mouse,
I will not bump it just because,
I will not bump it despite the laws,
I will not bump it in the rain,
I will not bump it, and again,
I refuse to bump this thread,
I will not bump it, Fred I said.
Oh hell. I bumped it.
Wow. No one has bumped this thread for over two months!
Until now.
Dopers are good at following rules! For two months, anyway.
Damn. I meant to wait two months. Oh well.
Every two months? I don’t think I can keep up with this mad velocity.
Bump.
Mañana…
yawn stretch
Did I miss anything?
Bump.
Oops.