Don't Bump This Thread!

Oh, dear!

Ah, another bump. Just for S&G.

I’m joining the Bump-of-the-Month Club. (Or should that be in Lie About Yourself?)

Bump.

I read the thread title as Don’t Bump this Threat. Not a good shift.

Bump.

I’m threatening this thread with a good BUMP!

Wanna bump uglies?

Who you calling “uglies”?

Bumphhh…
That was hard…

Given that we haven’t had a bump in almost a month, I think it’s about time we have another one:

Bump.

Ya know, the “Bump This Thread” thread hasn’t been bumped since May 7.

We’re much better at not following directions than we are at following directions.

I’ll do both.

Sorry. I just don’t feel like thread bumping now.