Don't Bump This Thread!

Oh, dear!

Ah, another bump. Just for S&G.

I’m joining the Bump-of-the-Month Club. (Or should that be in Lie About Yourself?)

Bump.

I read the thread title as Don’t Bump this Threat. Not a good shift.

Bump.

I’m threatening this thread with a good BUMP!

Wanna bump uglies?

Who you calling “uglies”?

Bumphhh…
That was hard…

Given that we haven’t had a bump in almost a month, I think it’s about time we have another one:

Bump.

Ya know, the “Bump This Thread” thread hasn’t been bumped since May 7.

We’re much better at not following directions than we are at following directions.

I’ll do both.

Sorry. I just don’t feel like thread bumping now.

Time for things that go bump in the night!

BART YOU WANNA SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK?!

“Ahhhhhhhh!”

No, no, no. That’s: Bump, YOU WANNA SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK?!

Bump: second toe against chair leg. Bad move.